Friday, September 3, 2010 2:35:19 PM

Woodrings’ Giant Pen: Update!

by Stephen Whitworth

Thanks in part to the $50 I sent yesterday, Jim Woodring’s giant pen will become reality. From the project’s website:

THE GIANT PEN IS FUNDED! Yes, to my unutterable astonishment and gratification the mechanism is now in place to build what will surely be the world’s first six-foot-long replica of a steel dip pen. A lot of people I never met ponied up for this. And a lot of people I do know did likewise, some at considerable sacrifice. Well, I’m stunned. The pen will go into production as soon as possible.

In other news, there will be no Six in the Morning or Four In The Afternoon news updates today because I have too much to do. This magazine does not edit itself. And believe me, I have given it every chance.

Friday, September 3, 2010 9:00:12 AM

Rupert Murdoch meets Frank Capra

by Stephen LaRose

Courtesy Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie

Hat tip to The Galloping Beaver

Friday, September 3, 2010 12:11:45 AM

Pick of the Day: Moka Only

by Gregory Beatty

With Regina set to be descended upon by hordes of inebriated Winnipeg Blue Bomber fans in anticipation of Sunday’s CFL game between the Riders and Bombers  O’Hanlon’s Pub rolls out the welcome mat tonight for Vancouver hip hop artist Moka Only (pictured). Backing him up is Regina rapper Def 3. To get the party started, here’s video of Moka doing his tune “Starfish”.

Also today, the SaskPower Dragon Boat Festival kicks off in Wascana Park. Races will be held tonight, and pretty much all day tomorrow. Also on tap tonight, the University of Regina Rams host the University of Manitoba Bisons in CIS Football action at Mosaic Stadium, In a pre-season coaches’ poll, the Rams were picked to finish fifth in the six team loop while Manitoba was pegged to finish third behind the U of Calgary Dinosaurs and U of Saskatchewan Huskies. Game time is 7 p.m. Tix are Adults $17.50, Students $5, Kids $2. 585-5480.

Finally, the Regina Pats host the Moose Jaw Warriors in a pre-season game at  Brandt Centre at 7 p.m. Tix are Adults $17, Senior $14, Student & Disabled $8. 543-7800.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 11:51:45 PM

Thursday Night Loaded: Blue Comfort For Summer’s End

by Paul Dechene

Labour Day is looming. School’s back in session. Summer is winding down. And while the lifestyle mags in my grocery store are recommending flamboyant coolers for the long weekend, trotting out their endless variations on the mojito, the sangria, the margarita, I rebel.

The waning of the warm season always leaves me a bit moody.

Tonight, I need something safer than a Basil Cucumber Rickey, a Black Pepper and Strawberry Rum Frappé. Something leaning just a tad to the sad side.

Something a little blue….

Blue Angel
1/2 oz brandy
1/2 oz blue curaçao
1/2 oz Parfait Amour
1/2 oz fresh lemon juice
1/2 oz cream
Shake well with ice and strain into a pre-chilled cocktail glass.

Bring this out at a cocktail party and expect more than a few comments on the colour. That powder blue is achieved through the admixture of Parfait Amour, blue curaçao and cream.

We covered Parfait Amour in an earlier column but blue curaçao is worth a mention because it’s an often maligned liqueur — and perhaps with some reason. Even though it is merely an orange-flavoured spirit not unlike triple sec or Cointreau, whenever I’ve hauled it out for use in drinks, anyone who samples it refers to it as something along the lines of florescent Kool-aid or windshield washer fluid. Certainly, I’ve always felt it has a more astringent or artificial flavour than some of its cousin spirits. But I can’t say if it’s actually the chemical dye offending my tongue or if it’s rather the taste-centres in my brain revolting at the prospect of having to process something coloured such an unnatural shade.

Certainly, between the curaçao and the lemon juice, there lurks in this cocktail a certain amount of tang. But thanks to the cream’s mellowing influence, what could have been an unpleasantly tart cocktail is smoothed out and becomes dreamlike. The citrus becomes a distant flavour. The Parfait Amour’s floral notes become faint. In fact, there is something rather insubstantial about the Blue Angel. As though it’s merely a cocktail ghost, trapped by proton throwers and reconstituted in a glass. A fitting drink for a dying season.

Farewell, summer 2010. I feel like I barely got to know you.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:07:16 PM

Canadian Art Talks Comics

by Dakota Mcfadzean

There’s a great featured article about comics on the Canadian Art site, titled “The Art of Compression: Comic Conversations”

The article is notable for the insightful quotes from cartoon heavyweights such as Seth, Jillian Tamaki, Chester Brown, and Marc Bell; not to mention the fact that the piece seems to completely lack a condescending or apologetic tone. Comics as art, what will they think of next?

This feels like such a victory. Like many aspiring cartoonists pursuing a BFA, I spent a decent portion of my undergrad trying (usually unsuccessfully) to have art-conversations about comics that didn’t begin and end with the Pop appropriations of Lichtenstein.

I honestly can’t believe how much things have changed in the last ten years. I mean, these dialogues have been happening since before RAW magazine in the 1980s, but it’s just so widespread now! Truly Amazing.

Too bad print media is on its death bed … or will print just become infinitely more valuable, intimate, and cherished? Eeeek!

Thursday, September 2, 2010 6:26:49 PM

Welcome, Emmet! Hellooo Emily! (Post Updated With Link)

by Stephen Whitworth

I just realized today that prairie dog’s Official West Coast Curmudgeon Emmet Matheson did not have blog posting powers. How ridiculous! As you can see by his post below that’s now been fixed. Emmet, for those who don’t know and love him, is an escaped Saskatchewanian who’s been writing for prairie dog, on and off, for longer than I’ve been here. That’s a very, very long time. He’s also a former Leader-Post employee who did some good work there. And of course he’s an ex-Carillon hack. Who isn’t, these days?

Emmet has his own blog too and if he gives his blessing I’ll update this post later with a link to it here’s the link.

In other blog news, Emily Zimmerman has recently been re-issued her lost Dog Blog password. Emily is a fantabulous writer and a sometimes (though not currently) Saskatchewan resident who’s written for PD on and off for… I think five years? She’s one of those rare scribes who can write lifestyle stories that aren’t vacuous drivel and she’s even better on the arts beat (don’t ever, ever fuck with her in a hipster-off).  Right now she’s living in Toronto with her kidnapped Saskatchewan mate and their lovely half-Sask son. Actually, right NOW she’s in Regina for a visit. So if you see her this week, say “hi”. She’s the cool lady.

Hopefully, we’ll see Emmet and Emily posting semi-regularly on the blog here. Their work can also be found in the actual, physical prairie dog. Look for great stuff with their bylines next Thursday!

Thursday, September 2, 2010 5:22:15 PM

Suffer the children who come to…

by Stephen LaRose

Chili for Children is out of money because of a mix-up in the Saskatchewan government. (CBC Saskatchewan)

Shorter Donna Harpauer: It’s the NDP’s fault that schoolchildren are starving in inner-city Regina. Even though they’re not in govnerment government, even though Chili For Children got their grant money from the province on time when the NDP was in power, it’s still the NDP’s fault. Everything’s the NDP’s fault. After all, we’re only the government. You can’t expect us to do everything, or even to do what a government is supposed to be doing.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 4:08:00 PM

The Best of Rap and Video Games

by Emmet Matheson

What you know about Shaun Bridgmohan? Das Racist, possibly the finest rap combo since Pizza Hut met Taco Bell, released their first foray into videogaming today with Who’s That Brooown? Modeled on the old-timey arcade classic Elevator Action, it might be the world’s first interactive music video.

It’s worth noting, while we’re at it, that Das Racist’s debut mixtape (reviewed by the PD here), Shut Up, Dude, is still available for free download via the Das Racist website.

Since there’s a cartooning theme running through the Dog Blog today, here’s a link to that time DR’s Victor Vazquez totes pwned The New Yorker in a cartoon-off.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 3:34:51 PM

Draw The Universe Within At The Saskatchewan Science Centre

by Stephen Whitworth

The Art Gallery Of Regina has put together a figure drawing session for artists who’d like to draw the plasticized bodies in the touring exhibit Our Bodies: The Universe Within. It sounds interesting. From the press release:

Learning anatomy is one of the fundamentals of figure drawing. This unique session, co-sponsored by the Saskatchewan Science Centre, offers artists a once- in-a-lifetime opportunity to study the musculoskeletal system as it has never been seen before. Participants will spend three hours independently drawing the preserved models at the Saskatchewan Science Centre on display in the Our Body: The Universe Within exhibition. This facilitated session will take place after hours when the museum is closed to the public.

The workshop will be facilitated by Ward Schell and costs $60. No cameras, and pencil, pen and other non-messy drawing implements only. For more information, e-mail the gallery here.

Carle wrote about the exhibit back in the spring. Remember when it was spring? Sigh. Our Bodies has been extended through January, by the way. January is in winter. Sigh again.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 2:33:00 PM

The Worst Of T.V. And Comics

by James Brotheridge

Speaking of cartoons, everyone should check out Jersey Circus.

MTV’s Jersey Shore offers entertainment by looking at the lives of some of America’s most ridiculous partiers, who seem unaware of just how ridiculous they are. Family Circus is one of the lamest newspaper comics still being published, which is saying something.

Jersey Circus combines quotes from Jersey Shore with strips from Family Circus with predictably absurd results. Unsurprisingly, they’ve had enough material to make close to 80 posts since the blog started on August 1.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:26:55 AM

A Great Cartoonist Wants To Build A Seven-Foot-Tall Pen

by Stephen Whitworth

Jim Woodring is an American cartoonist whose surreal parables are some of the very best work being done in comics today. For the last while he’s been trying to raise funds to build a gigantic ink-dip pen so he can draw in public. This guy’s work is terrific and the world will be a better place if he has a huge pen to draw with. If you want to help him out, head over to the project’s website. Best of all, for a $50 donation you get an original drawing! The deadline is today.

The drawing in this post is swiped from Woodring’s blog, which you can visit here. There’s more information about the giant pen, as well. You can, of course, also buy his comics at any good comic book shop in Regina. Woodring’s latest book, Weathercrafting, is about the redemption and subsequent adventures of his awful and long-suffering character, Manhog.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 10:26:13 AM

Restoring Truthiness To Washington?

by Stephen LaRose

After Glenn Beck’s whitebread pity-party (Christopher Hitchens at Slate.com) who better than Stephen Colbert to next hold his I Have a Dream Rally at the Washington Mall? (Crooks and Liars)?

Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:51:32 AM

A Top Six Thursday From Rosie LaRose

by Stephen LaRose

1 LET IT BE TorStar’s Geoff Pevere imagines life if The Beatles hadn’t broken up in 1970. The answer: Spinal Tap.

2 “taH pagh taHbe’” As Chancellor Gorkon said in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country, Shakespeare sounds so much better in the original Klingon. A group of thespians in Washington D.C. are going to prove that (Washington Post). Thanks to the glory of YouTube, here’s what Hamlet’s soliloquy sounds like in Klingon.

3 BREAK IT TO HIM GENTLY – THE BEER BOTTLE OVER BURTON’S HEAD, THAT IS A movie about ex-Guess Who lead Singer Burton Cummings’ infamous run in with a drunk would-be stick-up artist in a 7-11 in his Winnipeg home town more than two decades ago gets its premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival. (Toronto Star) Can’t find footage, so I’ll instead show the trailer for the movie I really want to see, and will also premiere at TIFF: FUBAR II.

4 WHY STAY? The U.S. Army colonel whose article about the Afghanistan occupation and PowerPoint paralysis illustrates why there’s no need any longer for foreign troops in that country. (Foreign Policy Review)

5 BATTLE OF THE CENTURY Margaret Atwood versus Faux News North. Intellectually, it’s no contest (The Globe and Mail).

6 FREE TRADE MY AUNT FANNY Bruce Dowbriggen would have problems covering a nude midget stripper with a king-size duvet, let alone a news story. (The Globe and Mail) The truth of the matter is, American NHL clubs won’t hire Canadian broadcasters, (Rod Pedersen), so, realistically, there’s only five slots open for Canadian hockey broadcasters to get their dream job – six if you’re bilingual. And Pedersen should know – the best hockey broadcaster the Pats have ever had, was passed over for the Oilers’ job in favour of some numbnuts from Alaska. Well, they do have ice in Alaska … for now …

Thursday, September 2, 2010 9:23:05 AM

Montreal Media Report On “I Heart Regina”

by Gregory Beatty

Here’s a link to a Montreal Gazette article on the premiere of I Heart Regina at the Montreal Film Festival.

Thursday, September 2, 2010 12:04:01 AM

Pick of the Day: Oscana

by Gregory Beatty

For info on this multi-media symphony that celebrates different chapters in the province’s history from pre- through post-contact times check out this article by Stephen LaRose that appeared in our Aug. 26 issue. It’s being performed tomorrow night at Conexus Arts Centre at 7 p.m. (Adult $51.50, Student $26.50.)

Wednesday, September 1, 2010 4:40:38 PM

L-P Pun Attack Goes Awry

by James Brotheridge

I know what the Leader-Post was getting at when they said that Swift Current residents who had McDonald’s food thrown at them were left “Grimace-faced”.

But take a look at long-time McDonald’s character Grimace – the little guy is clearly perpetually happy.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010 4:18:19 PM

Coming Soon: Prairie Dog Limited Edition Shirts

by Stephen Whitworth

We’re ordering them this week! Here’s a sneek peek at the draft artwork (pending colour tweaks). The shirt’s an indie-rock-style effort by News Quirks illustrator Myron Campbell that ties in with our upcoming Back To School feature. The plan is to print this on premium American Apparel 50/50 shirts. More than one colour will be available–right now we’re thinking gold, sand and orchid (kind of a mauve), which you can see in shirt-form here.

Cost isn’t set but $20 seems a safe bet.

If you’re tentatively interested, let me know in the comments below or on prairie dog’s Facebook page. This will help me determine how many shirts to print. If this scheme works, i.e. if it doesn’t actually lose money, we’ll do more arty, limited edition shirts in the future. We’re also thinking about a non-limited edition, somewhat more conventionally-designed prairie dog tee, to be available in the next few months.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010 2:24:12 PM

Best Of Regina 2010: Polls Are Now Open

by Stephen Whitworth

It’s Sept. 1 and just like I promised last week in a rambling prairie dog essay, you can now vote in this year’s Best Of Regina contest! There’s 125 categories, more than 80 of them new or brought back this year. Plus we have write-in votes. And one lucky voter will win $1000 in gift certificates for the City’s best restaurants, shops and services! Zow!

And yes, I said 125 categories. One-hundred-twenty-five. PLUS write-in categories. The categories range from the obvious (Best Band, Best City Councillor, Best Local Store) to the just plain good-to-know (Best Plumber, Best Insurance Agents). And some of them are goofy but you can find those ones yourself. (But I will say I expect Best Pet to be an epic battle!)

Head over to the poll now — here’s the link — and take a look at the questions. You can take your time — the poll is open until Thursday, Sept. 23 at noon.

And if you’re reading this in Saskatoon, well hey! Best Of Saskatoon voting started today at our sister paper, Planet S. Check out their contest here. Last I heard they had about twice as many votes as us so far, but I’m sure by the end of both contests we’ll have more votes because Regina is, OBVIOUSLY, a better city than Saskatoon. And not just because Regina has prairie dog. Although that sure helps. Ha!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010 2:07:23 PM

Hostage Drama At Discovery Channel

by Paul Dechene

A gunman has taken at least one person hostage at the U.S. headquarters of the Discovery Channel. PZ Meyers at Pharyngula has reprinted his list of demands. In short: he wants the Discovery Channel to only broadcast shows that promote stopping war, fixing the environment and reforming the economic system.

The guy is clearly certifiable, but at least his heart’s in the right place. Funny how gun control doesn’t make his list though, eh?

Also funny how he’d think the Discovery Channel would be an appropriate venue for his message considering it seems to phasing out most of it’s educational programming in favour of tough-guy and believe-it-or-not fare like American Loggers, Ghost Lab, Destroyed In Seconds, and Survivorman.

Thing about this though that’s alarming is it’s yet more evidence of how damaged and unstable the American psyche is. That is one nation you don’t want to poke right now.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010 10:46:01 AM

Six In The Morning: Top Of The Six To You Edition

by Aidan Morgan

1. PLEASE SIR, MAY WE HAVE SOME MORE? THERE’S NOTHING LEFT IN OUR BOWL BUT SEPARATISTS. The press takes time to ponder Harper’s latest election strategy: making veiled threats about the future of our country if we don’t vote Conservative. Without Harper in power, we’ll be left to the mercies of “a coalition government”. Didn’t he do this before the last election? Didn’t Harper threaten to send us all into his deadlights?

"My fellow Canadians, we all float down here".

2. CBC TAKES A HARD LOOK AT ITSELF AND LIKES WHAT IT SEES. In response to complaints over publishing the story of a Manitoba judge and her nude bondage photos, CBC Manitoba sternly informs readers that they’re doing just fine, thank you. This is journalism here, not some blog.

3. REGINA AIRPORT AUTHORITY UNVEILS THEIR FULL BODY SCANNER. That’s right. Now the panopticon comes with convenient full-body imaging tech at the Regina International Airport. Said CATSA spokesperson Mathieu Larocque: “A lot of passengers were not comfortable with the pat-down search, and this is clearly an alternative.” Yes, and rat poison in milkshakes is clearly an ingredient. The piece assures readers that images can’t be stored or printed, which is funny, because it’s not true. Also, Regina Airport Authority CEO Jim Hunter says it’s “hard to say” if the new security measures will cause delays. Air travel: it’s still faster than driving there.

4. WAR IN IRAQ: IT’S OVER! President B.H. Obama announced yesterday that the war is over and the troops are coming home! If by “over” you mean “being fought elsewhere” and by “coming home” you mean “going to Afghanistan” and “staying in Iraq”. Whatever. Just wake me up when the unmanned drones land in Regina.

5. SCIENTISTS DECIPHER WHEAT’S GENETIC CODE. First humanity, and now, ten years later, wheat. At last we will know what this stuff is that surrounds the city.

6. I SAW THE BEST MINDS OF MY GENERATION HANDSOMELY ILLUSTRATED. Good news, nerds fans of Beat poetry and graphic novels! Allen Ginsberg’s 1955 poem “Howl” has been adapted in graphic novel format. The book is a tie-in project, or perhaps a spin-off, to accompany the upcoming Ginsberg biopic Howl, starring James Franco.