Saturday, January 28, 2012 12:03:35 AM

Pick of the Day: Taste of Cathedral

by Gregory Beatty

The 2012 Cathedral Village Arts Festival goes May 21-26. It’s largely a volunteer effort, and to help raise funds organizers are hosting a fundraiser tonight at the Italian Club (13th Ave & Connaught St.). The event includes  live music, a silent auction, a cash bar and gourmet food tasting with grub provided by the many fine restaurants, coffeeshops and other food-related businesses that operate in the neighbourhood.

The event starts at 6 p.m. Tickets are $20, and can be obtained by calling 569-8744.

Friday, January 27, 2012 7:59:58 PM

Porn Star of the Week

by Gregory Beatty

Welcome to the second installment in this weekly Dog Blog feature where we profile an emerging or established porn star. Today, we shine a spotlight on Lexi Belle (pictured at left).

Born in Independence, Louisiana in 1987, Belle’s been working in the porn biz since 2008, and has over 300 films to her credit. Off camera, she’s apparently a big Star Wars fan, and enjoys visits to Six Flags Amusement Park. At the 2011 AVN Awards in Las Vegas, she won Best Supporting Actress for her role as Barbara Gordon/Batgirl in Batman XXX: A Porn Parody (here’s a SFW YouTube clip of her performance here). Last year, CNBC also named Belle one of the top 12 most popular porn stars in the U.S.

Speaking of popularity contests, the NHL All-Star game goes Sunday at 3 p.m. on CBC. Fan voting was used to determine the first six roster spots, and with this year’s game in Ottawa, Senators’ fans really stuffed the ballot box, with forwards Daniel Alfredsson, Jason Spezza, Milan Michalek and defenceman Erik Karlesson all being voted all-stars.

As with last year, two captains have been appointed, and together with their assistants they’ll pick teams from the roster of 38 or so available players. You’re probably dying to know who the captains are, but I’m not going to tell you because, let’s face it, the NHL All-Star game is boring. Like football (the NFL Pro Bowl also goes Sunday from Honolulu if anyone’s interested), the rough and tumble nature of hockey just doesn’t lend itself to an all-star showcase where the last thing anyone wants is to see a player get seriously injured.

The only sport where the all-star game halfway resembles the way the game is regularly played is Major League Baseball. Even the NBA All-Star game is pretty much a snooze-fest with next to no defence and hardly any battling under the boards for rebounds.

Tune in if you want. Me, I don’t want to watch a hockey game where both teams end up notching double digit goal totals.

Again, hope you enjoyed this new feature, and as always we welcome your comments.

Friday, January 27, 2012 5:26:04 PM

Four In The Afternoon Pre-Bar Edition

by Stephen Whitworth

4 in the Afternoon1 OMINOUS RUMBLINGS Last night, Stephen Harper said changes are coming to Canada’s retirement system. Here’s another story on this, and another, and here’s a look at the spin. Anyway, the prime minister’s probably going to hike taxes on the countries wealthiest people to make sure the system stays properly funded, don’t you think? Because raising the age people receive old-age security at to 67, as some are speculating, just sounds evil.

2 THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM The 11-year-old kid whose loaded handgun go went off in his school locker came from a home with several weapons. A handgun? What the hell do people need to keep handguns in their homes for? Anyway,  police are investigating.

3 CBC SASK VS. LaRONGE Story here. I think they’re making a big mistake closing this bureau. If CBC isn’t going to be the voice of the north, who is?

4 THE U.S. ECONOMY IS FEELING BETTER Third straight quarter of improvement. If you care.

IT’S THAT TIME OF FRIDAY! Beeeeer!

Friday, January 27, 2012 2:12:31 PM

Rejected Poll: The Penalty For Non-Attendance

by Paul Dechene

I pitched this idea for a prairie dog poll earlier this week but it was rejected because that Dan Reynish one at right was already booked. I guess our Mr Whitworth considers crowd sourcing editorial decisions to be more important than poking fun at city hall.

Anyway, here’s my pitch as a blog post. You can put your votes in the comments.

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The Jan 23 city council meeting was a total marathon affair. And the only member of council absent was Mayor Fiacco. Apparently he was in Bangkok. Sunny, tropical Bangkok! Some of us who endured those four plus hours think that on his return the mayor should have to participate in a humiliating forfeit to make up for it.

What do you think his forfeit should be?

1. Inaugurate the downtown plaza stage by singing a karaoke version of Petula Clark’s “Downtown” one noon hour.

2. At the next council meeting, wear a prairie dog typo wiener t-shirt with the “typo” part blacked out.

3. Treat the journos who survived the meeting to a round of drinks at O’Han’s. (We like this one best.)

4. Three words: Lose. The. Mullet.

5. Oh, leave the guy alone, will you? Even the mayor deserves some fun in the sun!

Friday, January 27, 2012 10:09:51 AM

Well, This Explains A Lot

by Stephen LaRose

According to a study done at Brock University, Stephen Colbert was right. Reality has a liberal bias. (LiveScience). And part of being a small-c conservative is being not only unable to deal with a changing society, but also unwilling to adjust.

Well, we have right of centre politicians in Ottawa, the Legislature, and at City Hall.

We’re doomed.

More here at Jezebel, Wonkette, and Slog.

Need more proof? Arizona. (Gawker)

Friday, January 27, 2012 12:09:07 AM

Pick of the Day: Belle Plaine CD Release

by Gregory Beatty

Belle Plaine is no stranger to the pages of prairie dog. For two years running she’s been voted Best Regina Vocalist in our Readers’ poll. Tonight she’s launching her new CD Notes From a Waitress at Artesian on 13th (show at 8 p.m., $15).

A typical Belle Plaine concert offers a mix of jazz and country standards and originals. You can likely expect something similar tonight. In addition to accompanying herself on acoustic guitar,  Belle Plaine will be joined by bassist Elizabeth Curry, whom she toured western Canada with this fall, and Jeremy Sauer, Kris Craig, Jody Mario and Cheney Lambert.

Opening for Belle Plaine will be Julia & Her Piano.

Later on, local rockers Tinsel Trees play a show at O’Hanlon’s Pub with Delta Throats at the opening act.

Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:56:04 PM

Okay, It’s The Afternoon, But For Rosie, It’s The Thought That Counts

by Stephen LaRose

1 FRUIT OF THE LOON One way to improve a story about a story about a guy stealing 10,000 pairs of women’s panties? Read on. (The Telegraph [Australia])

2 THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SPACE:1999 FANS DON’T GROW UP Newt Gingrich promises to build a moon base. (TPM)

3 SO MUCH FOR THAT FOX NEWS NETWORK GIG Fidel Castro thinks the U.S. Republican Party is stone-cold crazier than the Kennedy administration that tried to make his beard fall out 50 years ago. Fidel’s not as blonde as ex-SNLer Victoria Jackson. (Miami New Times)

4 OKAY THAT EXPLAINS A LOT Pat Sajak says he and Vanna would throw back a few margaritas before taping Wheel of Fortune. (Hollywood Reporter)

5 SEE? STEPHEN HARPER HAS MADE US SAFER ALREADY Canadians today feel crime is less of an issue than they did a few years ago (The Globe and Mail). That’s why, all those new jails the Conservative government promises to build have to be filled with people such as those possessing marijuana – where, in other countries, they’re talking about decriminalization. (The Equivocator)

6 JUST THE COST OF DOING BUSINESS Yeah, people die in big numbers at Chinese factories that build IPads, IPhones, and IPods. So what? It’s China. Lots of people live there. Not like they’re going to run out of people any time soon. (New York Times)

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN Bet you can’t listen just once. Montreal’s Elephant Stone, with the greatest song The Stone Roses never released: Love The Sinner, Hate The Sin.

Thursday, January 26, 2012 12:02:54 AM

Pick of the Day: Cope

by Gregory Beatty

Written by Greg Ochitwa (pictured), this hip hop musical focuses on the struggle of three young adults to survive the perils of their poverty-stricken inncer-city neighbourhood. It opens tonight at the Globe as part of the theatre’s Shumiatcher Sandbox Series, and runs until Feb. 4.

Again, I believe the plan is for one of our contributors to attend Cope and review it for Dog Blog. So be on the lookout. For ticket info, call the Globe at 525-6400.

Also starting a run tonight is a local production of the Broadway musical [TITLE OF SHOW]. Nominated for a Tony in 2009 for Best New Musical, the show sees an aspiring writer and composer create a musical about their efforts to create a hit musical. The production is being presented by the Blue Room Company at the Royal Saskatchewan Museum, Jan. 26-29 at 7:30 p.m., with a matinee on Jan. 29 at 1:30 p.m. Tickets are $20 Adults, $15 Students & Seniors. For more info visit www.theblueroomcompany.com

Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:41:59 PM

Catching Up With Regina Music News

by James Brotheridge

Here’s the latest fix for all the rabid remix fans out there: Regina’s own Library Voices recently posted Vancouver artist Teen Daze’s take on “Traveller’s Digest” from the Voices most recent album, Summer of Lust. You can listen to it over here, but don’t go in expecting something lyric heavy. In fact, forget the words thing almost entirely. The most you’ll get from that department is a bit of a sampled line around the 3:30 mark, as far as I heard.

Library Voices have also announced a slew of shows, taking them down to the U.S. and also including a stint supporting Yukon Blonde that will take them through the Riddell Centre Multi-Purpose Room on April 20. It’s not our city’s best venue by any means, but it’s great to hear that Yukon Blonde will be making a stop here in support of their latest full-length, Tiger Talk, coming out on March 20.

Vancouver’s Said the Whale played that room when they came through opening for Tokyo Police Club, but are going some place new next time they’re through. Really new. Not the Creative City Centre or the Artesian, two of venues that have come around in the past while, but the Artful Dodger, a new performance venue/art space/whatever else that’s opening in the warehouse district in the spring. You can take a look at pictures of the space at their website. Forgive them the web design; it looks like they’re really busy right now.

Said the Whale are playing there on April 23, a show that will no doubt include some songs off their new album, Little Mountain, out March 6. Also scheduled to play the Artful Dodger: Rococode on March 29. I’m pretty sure Greg “G-Beat” Beatty will be telling you all about them in his review of their latest album, Guns, Sex and Glory, in tomorrow’s prairie dog.

Finally, Rah Rah’s Erin Passmore is opening for Chic Gamine tonight at the Exchange. It’s part of the Regina Folk Festival Concert Series, which run on time and draw out a big audience, so be punctual if you’re planning on going. Passmore’s gearing up to put out her debut solo release, Downtown EP, late in February. Expect to hear on that from the prairie dog closer to then.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012 3:41:15 PM

Four In The Afternoon: Winds Of Change?

by Katherine Norton

4 in the Afternoon1 DAVOS DOWNER Today the World Economic Forum kicked off in the Alpine town of Davos, Switzerland. The Canadian agenda, which has been called a “major trade charm offensive” seeks to pressure the EU into solving its debt crisis but also to establish new bilateral trade agreements in emerging markets. Stephen Harper attended in the company of some of Canada’s biggest business leaders, which happens to include representatives from Barrick Gold, whose business practices have earned the company a wretched international rep. It might be just me, but maybe the PM should choose his entourage more closely when trying to woo his way into emerging markets.

2 STATE OF THE UNION In last night’s presidential address, Barack Obama looked pretty sharp in calling for less American income inequality with an emphasis on tax reform. The president cheekily made this platform election-ready by pointing out that Republican presidential contender Mitt Romney’s paid a lower tax rate than the average American on $45M in earnings in the last two years. Though most of his address was bemoaned by the Republicans of the House, it was (perhaps strategically) wrapped up by appealing to American patriotism on broad palatable topics, giving the address a campaign kick-off feel.

3 A YEAR LATER There is a massive gathering in Cairo’s Tahrir Square today celebrating the year anniversary of the Egyptian uprising to overthrow President Hosni Mubarak. While largely perceived as a celebration, many in attendance feel that the revolution continues and is growing in strength.

4 SPEAKING OF CELEBRATIONS! Looks like Air Canada – who is known for cancelled, overbooked and delayed flights — got a wee bit of payback at the hands of a pesky cat this morning. The feline apparently escaped from the cabin and lodged itself in the cockpits’ wiring causing a four-hour delay in the morning flight to Toronto. Good on ya, wee one.

THEMED BONUS Fitz and the Tantrums will be playing at Coachella 2012 alongside Saskatoon’s the Sheep Dogs. Check out where indie meets big band.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012 12:08:28 PM

Run for Your Lives!!!

by Gregory Beatty

I don’t know if it actually emerged from the Pacific Ocean like another famous monster did sixty or so years ago, but it was first reported in B.C., and it’s been steadily working its way eastward ever since, gobbling up everything in its path.

Now, according to CBC, it’s reached Cypress Hills Interprovincial Park in southwest Saskatchewan.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012 12:07:13 AM

Pick of the Day: The 39 Steps

by Gregory Beatty

Adapted from the 1935 Alfred Hitchcock movie of the same name, this comedy-thriller sees a man in London who is framed for a spy’s murder try desperately to prove his innocence.

It opens at Globe Theatre tonight, and runs until Feb. 12. I believe one of our contributors is going to attend the play and review it for Dog Blog, so keep an eye out for that.

To give you a sense of what the play’s about, here’s the trailer for the original Hitchcock movie. For ticket information, call the Globe at 525-6400.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 4:06:47 PM

Today’s Fordism Is …

by James Brotheridge

From the Globe and Mail:

Mayor Rob Ford has joined ally Giorgio Mammoliti in painting council red.

Speaking on AM640 this morning, the mayor labelled five councillors at city hall as “two steps left of Joe Stalin.”

Maybe Ford doesn’t want to be seen as the dickish right-wing mayor of Toronto anymore but instead as that relative that your parent just tells you to ignore.

“Oh, that’s just Rob,” they say. “He’s so old and set in his ways. He really doesn’t know any better. He comes from another time.”

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 3:41:45 PM

The Condo Building And The Untouchable Couch

by James Brotheridge

People keeping an eye on housing in Regina, like any of the many who showed up to last night’s city council meeting, might be interested to know: the Guns N’ Roses Condo Complex is on its way! (GnR because the Gardens on Rose, the building’s official name, share a logo with the hard-rocking band behind “Welcome to the Jungle”, minus the pistols.) Of course, this doesn’t have a whole lot to do with “affordable” housing; the cheapest suite they have listed at their website is going for $441,000. Still, it’s better than the semi-empty parking lot that was there before.

I say “semi-empty” because you’d still see people parking there on occasion in addition to one regular resident: the couch in the middle of that picture. It has been there for months. Someone ditched it and no one has had the ambition or desire to move it since. Here’s a picture of the couch in warmer times.

Almost all the stuff that made this a parking lot has been cleared off the lot, but the couch remains. I really don’t think it’s going anywhere. As the building goes up, they’re just going to have to build around it. It’ll be an architectural feature of the building.

The ground breaking ceremony happened back in November, but yesterday was the real day stuff got started.

Take a look after the jump for another angle of the scene.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2012 11:06:45 AM

Another Boston Tea Party

by Gregory Beatty

Yesterday, the Boston Bruins were at the White House for a meet ‘n’ greet with U.S. President Barack Obama. The photo op, which includes a tour of the White House, is a tradition in American sports/politics for all championship teams in major sports like football, baseball, basketball and hockey.

The Bruins earned the invite after winning the Stanley Cup last June in a hard-fought seven game series against the Vancouver Canucks. For some players, I imagine it’s a cherished event. Others probably couldn’t give a rat’s ass about standing on a podium with the Prez. But teamwise, it’s probably generally regarded as an honour. In the NHL’s case, it’s particularly important because the league doesn’t enjoy a high profile in the U.S. and any bit of publicity it can get is regarded as a plus.

Now retired Bruins Mark Recchi and Shane Hnidy made a special trip to Washington to share the moment with their teammates, as did former Bruin/current Canadien defenceman Tomas Kaberle, who flew in from Montreal. But star Bruin goalie Tim Thomas (pictured above), who was instrumental in his team winning the cup, opted out of the visit. Not only was he a no-show, he issued a statement criticizing the American government for threatening “the rights, liberties and property of the people.”

Thomas’s actions have created a fair bit of controversy, with some people accusing him of being selfish, while others have criticized him for using the non-partisan event to advance his own libertarian political views. Here’s a link to the CBC report here.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 12:28:45 AM

A Worrying Housing Stat

by Paul Dechene

Something I keep forgetting to mention when writing about the demolition of the Black Building and the Crescent Apartments…. The eviction notices for those rental units were sent out in November but the Canadian Housing and Mortgage Corporation does their housing survey in October.

So when we talk about Regina’s 0.6 per cent vacancy rate, that doesn’t account for nearly 60 units of housing lost to these demolitions.

And according to city staff tonight, a one per cent vacancy rate equals about 100 vacant apartments. So a 0.6 per cent vacancy rate would equal about 60 vacant apartments.

In other words, we may actually as of now have a vacancy rate of about 0.0 per cent.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 12:13:12 AM

Horses Long Gone, Councillors Proudly Close Barn Door

by Paul Dechene

Hey! That council meeting turned out to be a total frickin’ marathon. I’ve been home long enough to eat and stare at the inside of my eyelids for a bit. And it’s almost midnight.

Anyway. The big news is not really news, as in it shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone, but here it is: The Black Building is a goner. Westland Properties (or maybe it’s Ventures?) have their demolition permit. They followed all the procedures and as such, council can’t interfere. Or so says the city solicitor, anyway.

Also discussed, the condo conversion policy was also passed pretty much as is. There is going to be some exploration by staff of whether or not they should expand the tenant transition measures (the provisions which protect tenants from hardship such as the guaranteed occupancy for two years and right of first refusal on their suite). And while many people came out to argue that the cut off vacancy rate for condo conversions should be three per cent, council decided to leave it at two per cent because staff pointed out that the vacancy rate has only been above two per cent a few times over the last 17 years.

Anyway, after passing something like 30 condo conversions over the last four year and now that condo conversions aren’t an issue any more and now that we have a vacancy rate so low that we shouldn’t see them even being considered for years and years, council now has a policy in place to deal with them.

Oh, and by the way, Regina turned out in huge numbers to express their anger about the housing crisis. It was really heartening to see a full house over this. Seriously, they were pulling in chairs from a meeting room so people at the back could have somewhere to sit down. Moms showed up with newborns. A lot of the men had beards. Is that a thing now?

Also on tonight’s agenda:

• The Globe Theatre got $50,000 in funding. Yay!
• Council passed their municipal election bylaw but took out the bit where they’d require criminal record checks for people running for office — that’ll get looked at again before the 2016 election.
• Remember that gas station that has a site plan I once likened to a map of Mordor? No? Well, it was passed.

Okay. That’s it. There will be more on the big housing items in the next issue of the paper. Actually, fuck, I have to write that article right now because it has to be in editor Stephen’s greedy mitts by first light. If it reads like crap it’s because I’m really tired. And a little cranky.

And then tomorrow afternoon I’ll be off to the special Planning Commission meeting to watch another quixotic misadventure as all of Cathedral turns out to try and fancy up/preserve the façade of the 13th Ave Safeway.

I plan to wear the same suit I’m in right now. If it smells it’ll be because I also plan to sleep in it.

Oh, an aside: I’ve noticed that when I’m writing these days I have a habit of leaving out the word “the” a lot of the time. I have to go back and add them in. And sometimes I miss that I’ve missed them. It’s really annoying. Do you think I should get that checked? Like with a doctor? Because I bet it’s a malady of some kind.

Tuesday, January 24, 2012 12:08:34 AM

Pick of the Day (Tomorrow Edition): Chic Gamine

by Gregory Beatty

Presented by the Regina Folk Festival as part of its concert series, this show features the Winnipeg/Montreal-based vocal group Chic Gamine. They’ve played the summer festival before, and use their vocal talents to perform a mix of gospel, soul, doo-wop, r ‘n’ b and more. Doors Wednesday night are at 7:30 p.m., and tickets are $15 adv., $20 door.

To close, here’s video of them performing the song “Closer” at the 2010 Montreal Jazz Festival. As for what’s unique about their names, all five members have first names that start with “A”: Ariane, Andrina, Alexa, Annick and the lone male Alexandre.

Monday, January 23, 2012 6:07:00 PM

Bang the Drum!: Pronoun Trouble

by Emmet Matheson

Bang the DrumI filed my first record review in months last week. I tackled the new record from Rae Spoon–you can read all about it in this week’s print edition of prairie dog. Spoon, if you don’t know, is a Montreal-based singer-songwriter. Spoon is also transgendered. In my review I followed the lead of Spoon’s publicity material and used the pronoun he in reference to Spoon. Then yesterday, long after I had filed my review, I saw this post on Rae Spoon’s Twitter feed: “I like being able to be spoken about without my gender being pointed out every single pronoun #callmethey

My first thought was that I understand the frustration with pronouns, but they is plural. Rae Spoon may not be beholden to gender labels, but Rae Spoon is most definitely singular–and I mean that as a compliment. The trans community should create a pronoun not already in use, I thought.
This afternoon, though, it’s still bugging me. It’s not at all as cut-and-dried as that. I consulted my go-to source for grammar and usage issues, Roy Peter Clark. Clark gives a good deal of space and consideration to the issue in his 2010 book The Glamour of Grammar.

The grammatical problem, of course, is that the plural pronouns “they” and “their” do not agree in number with the singular antecedent “person.” Given that clear violation of standard usage, why would anyone encourage it? There are at least two good, if not persuasive, reasons: (1) These days, gender equality trumps the arithmetic logic of formal grammar; (2) that’s the way we talk.

Clark goes on to talk about transgendered writer S. Bear Bergman, champion of gender neutral pronouns ze and hir, before concluding:

If you have not yet had a conversation with a transgender person, you will. When you do, the problem of pronoun will become pronounced. So, you must be thinking, what are you suggesting? Are you slouching toward blasphemy in approving number disagreement?
My answer is an enthusiastic but limited yes [...] Another answer is to write from your heart.

Frankly, I’m relieved I had filed my review when I did and can honestly plead ignorance on the issue. I graciously leave it to writers and editors in the queer community to sort it out and shall follow their lead. I looked into the issue some more and found a blog posting on Spoon’s Tumblr blog:

I decided that I too prefer “they” as a pronoun. I was tired of often being expected to perform a male role because my pronoun was “he.” After so many years fighting to be called “he” and having people ask me when I was going to modify my body (physically transition), I realized that for me being trans is not about being read as a man or changing my body. I am happy with the body that I have. What I’m unhappy with is the way things are gendered by society in general. I don’t feel like I want to carry out a male or a female gender role. Gender-neutral pronouns made sense to me personally and felt like the right decision.

The post details the ongoing struggle to get queer weekly Xtra to adopt the pronoun they for trans people.

Here are Rae Spoon and Elisha Lim singing “Stand By Your Trans” in support of their (plural, no controversy, whew) campaign for they.

UPDATE 01/27: Toronto’s NOW Magazine, as usual, rides my coattails with an interview with Spoon about pronouns and their new album. Includes audio snippets!

Emmet Matheson is a freelance writer who blogs at A Bulldozer With a Wrecking Ball Attached. You can e-mail him at: bulldozerDOTwreckingballATgmailDOTcom

Monday, January 23, 2012 2:54:13 PM

A Big Dose Of Star Wars

by James Brotheridge

Sure, we’re all delighted by “My First Hardcore Song”, the YouTube video starring the pretty adorable eight-year-old Juliet which rocketed to over 15 million views in the four days it’s been up. Why not? She loves her dog Robert and her fishes. It’s wonderful.

I just feel like it stole some of the viral shine from Star Wars Uncut, a project that doled out 15-second bits of A New Hope and had fans recreate them however they wanted. The assemblage of all those clips was posted not long ago and at least deserves some skipping around.

While we’re talking Star Wars, lemme say I’m not sure what I was expecting when I got my Star Wars page-a-day calendar, but it wasn’t this. It’s going through the series chronologically. I started in with it late, so I began my 2012 calendar with three or four days of strictly Jar Jar Binks and other Gungans.

I’m in for a little over a month more of The Phantom Menace. It’s a long time until Chewie. Wish me luck.