Archive | August, 2011

The Final Chapter Of Bruce Lodge

The last act of Bruce Lodge A.F. & A.M. was played out August 30 at the Saskatchewan Provincial Legislature, as the last surviving members of the now-closed Freemason lodge based in Francis. My father and uncle were long-time members before Bruce Lodge merged with the Weyburn Masonic Lodge at the end of last year.
Four of Bruce Lodge’s last members – my Uncle George (he’s the one in Pilot Butte who every so often writes letters to the Leader-Post, seeking to become to provincial politics what Don Cherry is to hockey, except that Uncle George dresses better), Don Driver, Keith Inches, and my father, Ben LaRose, formally turned over a chair that once belonged to the Speaker of the Legislature from 1925 to 1929. Bruce Lodge used it as the throne for their Master, or Fearless Leader, or whatever they called the president of the lodge chapter. My father sat in that chair for a few years.

The chair was officially presented to the current Speaker of the Legislature, Don Toth, on Aug. 30.

The story goes that the chair came to Bruce Lodge in 1930, donated by Walter George Robinson, who was also the MLA for the Francis area at the time. It’s now one of four former Speaker’s chairs that is or will be on display at the Legislature.

(It should be noted, as Toth told the Masons, that the stuff the Speaker of the Legislature gets in his term usually stays with him. It’s only recently that the Legislature abandoned the custom of giving the Speaker’s chair to the outgoing Speaker, and every new Speaker gets a new tri-corner hat and robes. Toth’s hat costs about $600: he says that when his term is over, he’s donating them to a museum in his hometown. Someone alert the Canadian Taxpayers’ Federation to this egregious waste of money. Yes, I’m being a jerk.)
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I Have No Words For This Stupidity

A better look at Stupidman’s new costume. Unbelievable. Via Dark Horizons.

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For The Love Of God, Someone Please File A Restraining Order Against George Lucas

He’s screwing around with the Star Wars movies again, this time for the blu-ray release. (New York Times)

Swear to God, he had a turkey breast sandwich 15 years ago, and he’s still swallowing mayonnaise and pepper to ‘improve’ the taste.

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The FSIN Leadership Coup Crisis Makes ‘Aboriginal Government’ A Model Definition of An Oxymoron

So, let me get this straight.

The only way Guy Lonechild, the grand chief of the Federation of Saskatchewan Indian Nations, could get his job back was to appeal to a court that’s theoretically, in aboriginal governance philosophy, outside the jurisdiction of aboriginal government. And the people who tried to turf Grand Chief Lonechild refused to follow the rules of their own government in order to purge somebody for blatantly political reasons.

I’m going to go and shake my head … (CBC Saskatchewan)

There are a lot of problems with putting the concept of aboriginal self-government into practice. Both indigenous and non-indigenous governments are prone to treating the treaty process like an inkblot psychological test – they read into it whatever they want. But the concept is further exacerbated thanks to politicians – especially in Indian country – who regard the political arena not as an instrument to better aboriginal peoples but as a way of feathering their own nests. (Especially considering the close proximity of Dutch Lerat, who 10 years ago as the CEO of the Saskatchewan Indian Gaming Authority (CBC Saskatchewan) couldn’t tell the difference between his personal spending and the authority’s coffers, to the current mess inside the FSIN by the coup-plotters). (FSIN website)

To the detriment of aboriginal peoples, the FSIN is resembling more and more Spence’s Republic. You know. The Grand Republic of Manitobah (No, I didn’t mis-spell it. This time.) What! You don’t remember the cartoons in lieu of commercials on CBC TV on Saturday mornings?

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A Century Of Fashion In 100 Seconds

That’s what the title implies though I note the run time is 1:41. I found this link on BoingBoing who got it from Laughing Squid, which is obviously one of the best kinds of squid.

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Living Pictures Recap

Aug. 22 I did a pick-of-the-day on the Living Pictures competition that the Dunlop Art Gallery was hosting the next afternoon in Victoria Park.

I wandered over the next day and viewed the dozen or so entries the gallery received. It was a pretty windy day, so participants had to be on their toes to keep their compositions intact. But the imaginitive quality of the work was pretty impressive.

Here’s four of the award-winners (scroll over the photo for credit info). And plans are in the works to hold Living Pictures again next summer, so keep an eye out for it.

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Give It Up For Local CBC

Last night, CBC Saskatchewan’s supper hour newscast won the Gemini award for “Best Local News Program In Canada For Smaller Markets”.  Anchorman and close, personal friend Costa Maragos (the guy on the right side of the photo) was in Toronto to accept the award —  along with his incredible hair, which I will have you know I have personally touched (it’s softer than chinchilla yet stronger than steel!). Anyway, congratulations and best wishes to the whole crew over at 2440 Broad St.

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Six In The Morning: Banks, Libya, Crime Decline, Hospitals And Syphilis

1 THE ECONOMY HAS A MILD CONTRACTION Which may or may not lead to the birth of a bouncing baby recession. Story here.

2 BUT THANK GOD OUR BANKS ARE PROFITABLE The CIBC declares a net, third quarter income of $808 million. It must be really fun running your own private tax system on people who need your services.

3 NO, THAT’S OKAY, BUT HEY, THANKS FOR ALL THE BOMBS AND AIR SUPPORT. THAT WAS GREAT Libya says no to NATO and UN troops. Sounds like Canada reallyreallyreally wants to keep playing, though.

4 A NEW HOSPITAL FOR MOOSE JAW The Sask Party government announces plans for a new facility to be open by 2015. The pre-election stretch is just like Christmas but with hospitals instead of chocolate Santas.

5 CRIME IS WAAAY DOWN IN REGINA That’s the facts, Jack. Your personal experiences may vary.

6 THE UNITED STATES INFECTED DYING PEOPLE WITH SYPHILIS IN THE 1940S, FOR REALS This is not a joke, it is a real, creepy as hell true fact.

AND ALSO THIS STUFF HAPPENED That stupid, evil Texas law forcing women seeking abortions to submit to sonograms designed to emotionally blackmail them into continuing their unwanted pregnancies has been found partially legally idiotic. Minorities are now majorities in eight large U.S. cities. We don’t have the brains, guts or foresight to reduce carbon emissions but hey, maybe we can shoot water into the sky to fight global warming. The United Sates is suing to block the AT&T/ T-Mobile merger, which is good. Dire Straits’ song “Money For Nothing’s “little faggot with the earring and the make-up” lyric isn’t hate — it’s satirical, says Canada’s Broadcast Standards Council (correctly I might add). Another severed foot washes ashore in British Columbia and also there’s a toddler-chewing cougar on the loose which I really would prefer they not shoot. Daryl Hannah was arrested outside the White House at a protest against the evil XL pipeline, good for her (and what’s this about a third Kill Bill film? And wait, didn’t her character die? That’s right, she didn’t!). Next year’s U.S. federal election will be cost politicians $6 billion.

ARE YOU A BIG NERD WITH A BIGGER BANK ACCOUNT? I might have found the car for you…

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Pick of the Day: The F-Holes

The F-Holes are a Winnipeg-based jazz-folk group. They’ve been through town a few times. Tonight they’re releasing a new CD called Angel in the Corner. Joining them on the bill at the Exchange is old-school blues and roots chanteuse Little Miss Higgins who, when she’s not touring with partner Foy Taylor, calls Nokomis home.

Here’s a link to Emmet Matheson’s preview of the F-Holes show in our Aug. 25 issue. And here’s video of Little Miss Higgins performing “Middle of Nowhere”.

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Time to Vent

I don’t want to slam Wiser’s Canadian Whiskey too much (or jeopardize any corporate love they might be inclined to throw prairie dog’s way now or in the future ), but I find one of their Wiserhood commercials really obnoxious.

For those not familiar with the premise, I think it usually involves a guy pulling the wool over his wife or girlfriend’s eyes in some way, then the camera pans to another spot and there’s a group of men sipping whiskey who have sat observing, then they applaud the guy for the success of his ruse.

The premise itself – I don’t how women feel about it, but to me it’s kind of funny. But there’s one commercial set in an art gallery. I’ll provide a link below, but as a man who personally derrives great satisfaction from viewing, discussing and writing about visual art, I find it insulting and lame — because I am far from being the only Canadian male who enjoys and appreciates art.

Here’s the commercial.

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Pitiful, Trivial, Self-Centred Whining

Here’s the view from my desk. Because I’m a know-nothing photographer, you can’t get a sense of how gorgeous the view out my window is, because everything outside is bleached out while everything inside is too dark.

But trust me, it’s beautiful. All I have to do is turn my head and my eyeballs get a face-full of pretty outsideness. Alas, something long-dreaded happened today that marks the beginning of the end for my lovely, scenic vista.

Namely, this:

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The Most Interesting Politics Are FSIN Politics

From the Leader-Post:

Suspended Federation of Saskatchewan Indian Nations (FSIN) Chief Guy Lonechild must be reinstated and a non-confidence vote against him scheduled for Thursday must be cancelled, a Saskatoon judge has ruled. In a written decision handed down late Tuesday, Court of Queen’s Bench Justice Ron Mills ruled the decisions to suspend Lonechild and order the vote of non-confidence violated principles of fairness and “natural justice.” Mills stated the FSIN failed to follow its own rules, and the FSIN sub-commission which made the decisions had no authority to do so.

More here. Nice to see the Federation of Saskatchewan Indian Nations keeping things interesting. Speaking of interesting… when I linked to it the L-P piece was weirdly time-stamped one hour in the future. If they have a time machine over there, I might have to throw in the towel. Why read prairie dog when there’s a daily newspaper with a time machine?

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Six In The Morning: Noon Already?

1 IRENE CLEANUP It’s underway in Quebec.

2 OUR CRAPPY CREEK The Leader-Post’s Peter Mills has a story on the poor polluted Wascana.

3 A NEW LAW PROTECTS WHISTLEBLOWERS! Unless they take their concerns to the opposition or the media. Wait a second, that’s not much of a helpful law at all.

4 VANCOUVER IS NOT THE WORLD’S MOST LIVEABLE CITY ANYMORE. Wait, where’s Regina on this list?

5 CANADIANS ARE WORRIED ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF INTEGRATION WITH THE UNITED STATES. Good golly I wonder why this would possibly be? The United States seems to have its act completely together. Story here.

6 LIBYA LIBYA Libya Libya Libya.

THIS ONE’S FOR LaROSE Here’s a trailer for an upcoming movie about a certain Gonzo journalist starring a certain well-known actor…

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Pick of the Day: Profs in the City

With students set to head back to class any day now, this summer-long lecture series featuring University of Regina Arts professors winds up today with a talk by Fidji Gendron & Sarah Vinge on Gardening With Native Plants.

Doing so would presumably allow us to cut back drastically on water consumption as many of the imported species that we’ve adopted over the years (like the green grass that adorns most yards in the city) aren’t indigenous to this area and must be supported with copious amounts of H2O.

Gendron and Vinge’s talk will be held at Neutral Ground Contemporary Arts Centre (201-1856 Scarth) from 12:15-12:45 p.m. And if you attend, be sure to check out the show by Lalie Douglas that’s on at the gallery throughout September (cover photo at left).

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Brad Wall Has Outsourced The Premiership Of Saskatchewan To A Probable Winnipeg Blue Bomber Fan

This is why I like the blog Simple Massaging Massing Priest:

Who the heck voted for Colin Craig?

And why does the Saskatchewan Government take orders from some far right activist in another province?

The Canadian Taxpayers Federation, despite its grandiose sounding name, is not a federation of Canadian taxpayers. It is a far right pressure group with secretive funding and no public or member accountability. Anyone can join the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, but unlike a real public group, its policies are set and its leadership are chosen by a small, self-selecting and self-perpetuating elite. You and I can join the CTF, but we can’t have any say in who runs it or how, or in what policy positions it may take.

In other words, it is a Potemkin Village for the far right, much like the American Tea Party but with less showmanship and better dress sense.

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Bang the Drum!: We who have so much, to you who have so little

Bang the DrumLast week, while most of the country was meditating on the ideals of Love, Hope and Optimism, the Canadian Taxpayers Federation gleefully announced that, purely on their advice, the Saskatchewan Party government would no longer be purchasing video games for use at youth correctional facilities. According to the CTF’s press release, a mere six hours elapsed between their call to Premier Brad Wall’s office and the announcement that the Sask Party had, in the CTF’s words, “outlawed” the purchase of video games for incarcerated youth by government agencies.
This is so offensive on so many levels that it’s taken me nearly a week to process my overwhelming outrage.
My first thought was, “thank god we’ve finally found something more to take away from these kids.” I’ve never been inside a youth corrections facility, but I’ve worked with a lot of people who grew up in them. They are, to a person, individuals who have been failed by the system at every step along the way. In Saskatchewan, as much as 85% of inmates in youth correctional facilities are First Nations and Metis. These are kids, as young as 12, who’ve been neglected when they weren’t abused. These are kids born into poverty to parents who were never taught to take care of themselves. If their parents weren’t brought up in residential schools, you can bet their grandparents were. The time they spend in a youth correctional facility is society’s very last chance to do right by these kids. Any argument that these kids have got it too easy is pure bullshit.
Steve Gates – Hello Jesus by killbeat music
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Province Caves to CTF Pressure

On Wednesday, the Leader-Post published an article by Dan Yates about a decision by the Saskatchewan Ministry of Corrections, Public Safety and Policing, in response to a complaint from the Canadian Taxpayers Federation, to stop purchasing video games for use by Saskatchewan youth that are in custody.

If you read the article, you’ll learn that the amount spent since 2007 was a paltry $1,616.97; that none of the games were of a violent or criminal nature ie. most were sports games and Rock Band; and that the youth played the games on their own time, and that they were generally used as a reward for participating in education, employment and treatment programs.

Here’s links to subsequent editorials in the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix and Calgary Herald (as re-printed in the Leader-Post) ripping the CTF for being parsimonious assholes completely out of touch with the realities of modern childhood (I particularly liked the snakes & ladders and Yahtze shot in the Star-Phoenix editorial) and questioning how it was that the CTF was able to gain the ear of government bureaucrats with such a petty and vindictive concern.

The provincial government has reversed itself on ill-thought out policy decisions before and this is another case where they need to re-think things. As for the CTF, what a bunch of dicks.

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Six In The Morning: Wascana, Layton, Hurricane Irene, Cats And Communists

1 THE MIGHTY, POLLUTED WASCANA Good story on CBC radio this morning. Read all about it(as soon as a link is available).

2 GOODBYE, JACK LAYTON The NDP leader’s memorial service was this weekend. Here’s a link to Regina coverage.

3 HURRICANE IRENE BASHES LA BELLE PROVINCE Windows were blown out in Montreal and 180,000 homes were without power. Other hurricane reports here, here and here.

4 WAR AND HUNGER  AND SADNESS AND STUFF in Libya, Syria, Somalia, Israel.

5 IM IN UR BASE EATEN UR KIBBLE A smug-looking fat cat at the Moose Jaw Humane Society is on a diet.

6 INDEPENDENT ABORTION COUNSELLING PROPOSED IN BRITAIN Read more here. Reasonable reform or a scheme to insert anti-choice propaganda into the medical system? Take a wild guess what my suspicions are. Even more here.

Here’s a random video! I’m sure it’s a 100 per cent authentic PSA from the 1950s.

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Pick of the Day: Godsmack

In my 14 Days Top Six blurb on this concert tonight at Brandt Centre in our Aug. 25 issue I observed that a bit of confusion exists as to the origins of this U.S. heavy metal band’s name.

Bassist Robbie Merrill has stated in recorded interviews that the name was derrived from the Alice in Chains song “God Smack”. But lead vocalist and principal song-writer Sully Erna told a different story in a 1999 interview. Here’s an excerpt: “I was making fun of somebody who had a cold sore on his lip and the next day I had one myself and somebody said, ‘It looks like God just smacked you in the face for making fun.’ The name stuck and [we] went by Godsmack from then on.”

Not that it’s a matter of huge importance, except to fanatic musicologists (who do exist, though, and not in insignificant numbers either) but drummer Shannon Larkin backs Merrill’s Alice In Chains story.

Backing up Godsmack tonight are Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Here’s the video for the former’s song “Cryin’ Like a Bitch”

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Sunday Matinee: [Rec]2

If you are going to make a first person shaky camera movie, you might as well do it right. Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza, the makers of the first [Rec] movie are back with a sequel that takes place seconds after the first film ended.

The first film was a Spanish horror movie where a TV crew followed a fire department for an evening. One of the calls was to an apartment building where the group quickly discover an infected group of people who displayed the running zombie syndrome. It was an excellent film and was quickly and unnecessarily remade in America as Quarantine.

[Rec]2 follows a group of SWAT police into the building who are there to help a doctor control the outbreak. The film continues with some of the plot revelations at the end of the first film and expands on them. In order to work in the first person camera view, all the members of the police have cameras on their helmets, giving viewers several different points of view. The film doesn’t really add anything new to the genre but it’s well made and it just about gave me a heart attack a couple of times. There are already plans for a third and fourth film but I think the filmmakers might be pushing their luck. It goes without saying that the Americans have made a sequel to their remake Quarantine but it has nothing to do with this film. And it also goes without saying that Quarantine 2: The Terminal is complete crap.

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