All The Mashups Have Now Been Done

From xfizzle on DeviantArt, I bring you My Little Dalek: Extermination Is Magic.

Clearly, the internet’s work has been done here. We can now go back to 1990 and pick up what’s left of our pre-cyberspace lives. Cheer up! The Berlin Wall just came down, Kindergarten Cop is waiting to entertain you all over again, and Nirvana’s releasing Nevermind next year. My god, Jon Benét Ramsay isn’t even born yet.

On the other hand, the Balkans are a complete mess and Bush the Elder is getting set to scatter fuel air bombs over Iraq like it’s Christmas in Hell. I recommend that you pack up your portable Motorola cellular telephone and go find one of those fake Irish pubs that are about to become really popular.

Author: Aidan Morgan

Aidan is a very serious man who's saving up for a nice dignified pipe. Then we'll see who's laughing.

1 thought on “All The Mashups Have Now Been Done”

  1. Blarney Stone, in tha haus! What-what? And Rodney King’s face wasn’t even a glint in the shine of the LAPD’s billy stick yet…or maybe it was.

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