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2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.

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The Difference Between ‘Political Spin’ And ‘Alternate Universe’

With all due respect to Saskboy, the result of the Labrador by-election wasn’t newsworthy in itself. Incumbent governments traditionally fare poorly in by-elections, and the riding in question is a traditional Liberal stronghold, going to the Conservatives twice – in 1968 and 2010. If the Liberals didn’t win a traditionally Liberal riding, that would have been news. So, I was about to say something along the lines of “… nice, kids, call me when a Liberal wins in Alberta,” when …

(Conservative incumbent Peter) Penashue said he is not sure which issues cost him the job, although he blamed CBC News reports on his spending for having “defined me very negatively.” He was referring to a series of CBC News reports on his campaign spending since last summer.

“I tried to change that but the damage had already been done. I could say, you know there was that issue, that issue. People make up their minds and people make up their choices.”

Oh, really?

Gee, Peter, why single out the CBC when every other news organization in Newfoundland and Labrador was saying the same thing?

And here’s a head scratcher … the Liberals LOST the by-election, says Harper’s spokesperson.

“As we know, majority governments do not usually win byelections. In fact, Liberals have won the riding of Labrador in every election in history except for two, so we are not surprised with these results,” Fred DeLorey, the party’s director of communications said in a statement.

“What is surprising is the collapse of the Liberal support during this byelection. When this byelection was called the Liberals had a 43-point lead in the polls,” DeLory wrote.

“Since electing Justin Trudeau as leader and having him personally campaign there, they have dropped 20 points in Labrador. That’s a significant drop in only a few weeks,” he said.

“Labradorians were able to see firsthand how Justin Trudeau is in over his head.”

Christ on a crutch, Comical Ali’s got a job with Harper!

It’s not so much that the Cons lost the riding, but it’s their reaction to such a loss which indicates that Canada’s going to be in for at least two more ugly years of federal politics. Instead of learning anything from the loss, the Cons have doubled down on the stupid and mean, as if they have no other setting on the program which gives them the ability to impersonate human emotions.

Canada. Governed by 12-year-old schoolyard bullies who are in over their heads.

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Rosie’s Six In The A.M. Features A Whole Lot Of Hashtags For Some Reason

1 #BOSTON It’s pretty clear by now that the numbnut(s) who killed three and maimed nearly 200 with the IEDs at the Boston Marathon finish line weren’t as sophisticated at, say’s Al Qaida’s attack on London’s transit system in 2005. Had this been a sophisticated terrorist operation, the bomb blasts would have been set off around the time when the first runners crossed the finish line (thereby attracting the international sports media) instead of around the four-hour mark (around the time when the dedicated amateur joggers finish, which is the time when a lot of the reporters and camera crews leave the scene and are busy filing their stories about the winners). As well, there would probably have been blasts along more areas of the route, in the MTA (Boston’s subway system) and in the area of Massachusetts General Hospital, where most of the wounded were treated.

As well, the time around Patriots’ Day is a time for the American milita movement to get active. The ATF attack on the Branch Davidian compound was on April 19th: Timothy McVeigh’s bombing of the Oklahoma City federal building was also on an April 19th. (Until the late 1960s, Maine and Massatchusettes celebrated Patriots’ Day on April 19th, the anniversary of the first battle in the American Revolutionary War in Lexington and Concord. Now, the two states celebrate the public holiday on the monday nearest April 19th.) But that’s not going to stop a lot of American politicians and mouthbreathers on the talk radio claiming it was those Arabs doing that again. Such as The New York Post.

And Stephen Harper says there’s a right way and a wrong way to mourn those deaths in Boston, and his is, of course, the only right way. Geez Louise, I swear he’s now telling his followers that when he dies, he’ll be back in three days.

And it was a bad day for CNN. I don’t think CNN has good days any more. And The New York Post, just go away. Please.

2 #CDNPOL (1) Speaking of out of control Conservative MPs with God complexes, Edmonton-area MP Peter Goldring is using the ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?’ defense in his drunk driving trial. Because it works so well for Kevil Lowe, I suppose.

3 #CDNPOL (2) Reading about Saskatoon-Acute State of Paranoia MP Maurice Vellacott’s tirade against the electoral boundaries commission makes me very scared for the future of democracy in Canada. If he loses his riding in the next election or if the Cons lose the next election, Vellacott and other Saskatchewan Cons will blame the commission for jury rigging the ridings into Liberal or NDP strongholds instead of accepting the judgement of voters.

4 #REATEAH Rosie’s second-favourite alt-weekly, The Coast contrasts the overkill Halifax RCMP have used in busting people allegedly possessing and/or cultivating marijuana with the apparent lack of effort they made in investigating the Parsons case. It’s a very damning article, and if the RCMP had any shame or wren’t too busy playing dress-up or teaching horses how to dance, they should be embarrassed to be a member of such a police force. It’s a sad note when people (such as the late girl’s father) now, apparently, have more faith in the investigating powers of Anonymous than of the RCMP. But it doesn’t make sense for a police force whose members sexually harass its own female members to investigate sexual assaults.

5 #BCPOL The election campaign is under way in British Columbia, which means that Tom Hawthorne (one of the best writer/reporters that the University of British Columbia student newspaper has ever produced) and Tom Barrett now have a running series of stories about the history of weirdness in Left Coast politics. Honestly, it started early, when the man who became B.C.’s first premier changed his name from Bill Smith to Amour de Cosmos (Lover of the Universe).

6 #BOYCOTTRBC BC labour unions are pressuring the Royal Bank of Canada to change their attitude towards the foreign workers program. But since RBC is Too Big To Fail, they’re probably not going to do it.

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN In 1990 I was watching the Junos on TV when this woman, who was wide as she was tall, sauntered onto the stage and unleashed a voice and a song that froze me in my tracks. About halfway through the song, about three dozen men in lighted miners helmets walked through the hall, singing the chorus as they strode to the stage. Frankly, I couldn’t think of a more moving sight in the history of Canadian music, as Rita MacNeil and The Men of the Deeps moved like ghosts, telling of a hard and dangerous life that we, in our affluence, had chosen to ignore.

MacNeil died on April 16th from post-surgical complications. She was 68. As her Toronto Star obituary illustrates, she was a working-class hero in a Springsteen mold – worked a bunch of menial jobs while trying to get established as a performer, was under observation (see: spying) by the RCMP for the radical idea of equal pay for work of equal value for women, and she became a godmother for the Nova Scotia music scene.

I’m sorry to say that my search on YouTube has failed to come up with that video. The only video I could find of Ms. MacNeil’s performance of that song was from a 2009 performance, and her voice was shot. So, we’ll make do with a fan video of her most famous (and moving) song, Working Man.

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Rosie’s Top Six For January 101st, 2013 Features Bad Country Music, Oil In Your Drinking Water, Sulu, And A Tribute To Margaret Thatcher, Who Has Been In Hell For 48 Hours And Already Ordered The Closure Of 24 Blast Furnaces

6-in-the-morning1 YEAH, BUT THE OIL INDUSTRY DOES SO MUCH FOR SASKATCHEWAN that having some oil in our drinking water … what’s a few drops between friends, eh? Signed, Joe Oliver.

2 RCMP DROP THE BALL, AGAIN Let’s be honest: a police force whose members think sexually harassing women is standard operating procedure isn’t exactly the group of investigators that would do a good job in investigating an alleged rape. And if someone like Rehteah Parsons gets caught in that, well, so what? A few tours of the Musical Rider should make everybody feel better. That’s why people such as author/onetime Liberal Party of Canada strategist Warren Kinsella now have more faith in the investigative powers of Anonymous than of the RCMP.

3 COMPARED TO THIS, ‘EBONY & IVORY’ IS LANGSTON HUGHES My vision of Hell would be to be trapped in a pickup truck for hours on end listening to nothing but a country music radio station. And I know most country music fans are dim enough to think that Brad Paisley’s ‘Accidental Racist’ song is a good idea. A short note to Brad Paisley: if you don’t want to be a laughingstock, remember these three things: The Confederacy was based on the assumption that white men could own black men as slaves, the Confederacy lost the Civil War, and the world is a better place for it except in the minds of a relatively few white supremacists. What’s so difficult about that? I don’t see any Germans claiming the swastika is a cultural icon …

4 OKAY, MARTIN O’NEIL MAY NOT HAVE BEEN THE ANSWER, BUT THIS … Then again there’s a certain soccer coach in England who’s a fan of the late Il Duce. That should make Remembrance Day a little awkward.

5 BOOK THE RECORDING STUDIO, SHE’S GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER HIT RECORD Taylor Swift isn’t dating Sidney Crosby, but if they did here’s what the breakup song would sound like.

6 THIS IS WHY WE’RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO HAVE NICE THINGS You know how people say that building a fancy new stadium is going to drive a whole bunch of money into the city? Well, here’s what Marlins Park in Miami looks like a year after it opened — with a supposed attendance of 13,000. And to think the city and county have another 35 years to pay for it.

YOUR MUSICAL MONET OF ZEN Somebody told me that The Wolf’s morning man/John Gormley-in-training Michael Ball railed on a couple of days ago about the disgrace of Margaret Thatcher not getting a state funeral. If she was so beloved, Ballsy, then why has this song made rocketed into the British Top 10 pop music chart the week she died? From the movie The Wizard of Oz, here’s Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead …

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Canada. The Laughingstock Of The Middle East.

God help me, I would love to see a video of John Baird’s press conference in Jordan. Until they were told otherwise, most would think This Hour Has 22 Minutes got its mojo back.

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Rosie’s Six In The A.M. Features An Outraged Stephen Colbert, Collapsing Journalism (in More Ways Than One) And A Guy On a Buffalo

6-in-the-morning1 BENGOUGH? BENGOUGH. It’s cattle and Conservative country, where the townsfolk traditionally run people like me out of their sight. But the Gateway Music Festival has attracted Steve Earle and Corb Lund, for starters … holy moly, it appears they have a pretty good lineup.

2 LET IT SNOW (NOT) … I don’t think I’ll be singing that song to my former bosses in Melville, after the former home of Community Publishing (Prairie Dog used to get printed there long ago, but the printing presses shut down in 2008 and most of the printing now gets done in Estevan). The weight of this year’s snow pack caved in the roof yesterday.

3 NATURE OF THE BUSINESS Let’s face it, Melville isn’t the only place where the roof is falling in on the newspaper industry. The Boston Globe’s publisher recently told a conference that his newspaper used to make from $160 to $180 million on classified advertising alone. That’s gone, and thanks to Internet sites such as Monster.com, it ain’t comin’ back.

4 IN OTHER NEWS, MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WONDERS WHERE I GOT THE BLING FOR BUYING HAIR CARE PRODUCTS AT DOLLAR TREE The author of the book Friday Night Lights, Buzz Bissinger, won the Internet a couple of days ago when he wrote in GQ that in order to deal with his sexual dysfunction, he went out and bought clothes. A lot of clothes. A lot of very, very strange clothes unless he’s trying to a second career as a bouncer at a leather bar … “eighty-one leather jackets, seventy-five pairs of boots, forty-one pairs of leather pants, thirty-two pairs of haute couture jeans, ten evening jackets, and 115 pairs of leather gloves.” Buzz is in rehab now, for a mild bipolar disorder. (You mean, somebody can work in journalism and make enough money to afford all that? Who knew?)

5 SAD NEWS I attended the University of Regina in the early 1980s, and shared a Logic 100 class with about 100 others, including Ron Lancaster Jr. The son of Ron Lancaster, and a pretty good CFL coach in his own right, passed away yesterday in his Hamilton apartment at the age of 50.

6 DEFENSE OF GAY MARRIAGE ACT Stephen Colbert launches a freakout after Papa Bear (Bill O’Rielly) goes to play for the other team. In other news, the lawsuits regarding the Defense of Marriage Act and California’s Proposition 9 (and how the Supreme Court is probably going to throw them both out) is succinctly and entertainingly explained here. And for the bigots in the crowd … were these quotes made by people opposed to gay marriage or those opposed to inter-racial marriage? And could you tell the difference?
HE’S MAKING IT UP AS HE GOES ALONG Let me get this straight. Brad Wall cuts the Saskatchewan Film and Video Tax Credit, saying that it’s propping up an economically unsustainable industry. Then he tells everybody opposing the decision — even the Saskatchewan Chamber of Commerce — to go pound sand. Then he says the government has studies that show it’s unsustainable. The studies don’t appear to exist, because his government never asked for studies about the film/video tax credit: they only asked for spin doctors to rationalize that decision AFTER the government made the decision. Christ on a crutch, if Wall was any denser we could use him as a sandbag.

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN PART ONE: The greatest song in the world …

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN PART TWO: In honour of the Saskatchewan film industry, here’s R.E.M. covering Richard Thompson.

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The Greatest Thing To Happen To The Twitterverse Since #TellVicEverything

On March 7, Stephen Harper asked the Twitterverse to supply him with questions when he talks with Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield, who’s currently commanding the International Space Station.

It’s not going well.

Here’s some of my favourites …

“Do you agree that all science is a hoax unless it furthers the projects of Big Oil?”

“Anything to say before I slash your funding?”

“Why do you hate science so much, Stephen? Were you bullied by nerds?”

“From space, can you tell where Senator Mike Duffy lives?”

“The next time you fly over Venezuela, Harper wants you to give it the finger.”

“Who’s the evil guy with bad grey hair: Harper or KHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?

“What do you think about the Minister of Science in Canada being a creationist who doesn’t even have a university degree?”

 

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In Honour Of Stompin’ Tom Connors, Rosie Encourages Everybody To Stamp Their Heels Through A Sheet Of Plywood While Reading This Six In The Morning

Six!1 MAY STOMPIN’ TOM GO TO HEAVEN, AND MAY THAT HEAVEN BARE A RESEMBLANCE TO A SUDBURY SATURDAY NIGHT When I was growing up, Stompin’ Tom Connors was like Johnny Cash –- someone we could easily mock without understanding where he came from, without understanding we were mocking a part of ourselves. But he sang about regular, working people, something that’s lost in the age of Beliebers. Here’s his final message to his fans, here’s a cool Huffington Post article about how an immigrant learned about the real Canada through Stompin’ Tom’s work, here’s a link to what I think is his best song – written for the CBC in 1972 for a television show (Mothercorp won’t let me embed its videos) and well … read on.

2 PICKING A FIGHT ON THE WAY TO A VENEZUELAN FUNERAL Stephen Harper should learn some manners before it’s too late.

3 NOBODY LIKES STEVIE, EVERYBODY HATES STEVIE, HIS POLITICAL CAREER IS GOING TO THE GARDEN TO EAT WORMS When The Great Pollster comes to rank Stephen Harper, let it be said that every major newspaper in Canada save the Toronto Star endorsed this jerk in the last election. The news is not just that it’s a three-way race: the news is that the Cons are in free-fall everywhere except Alberta and Saskatchewan and the Liberals, with no leader and no money, are nearly tied with the ruling party.

4 MERCY FOR ME, NOT FOR THEE It’s interesting to watch Tom Flanagan try to rewrite history, in this case, trying to explain away his statements that people watching child porn should get treatment, not jail, after he once said that people who watch child porn shouldn’t get persecuted by the state. See, the whole point of the Calgary School is that they think people should be free to do what they want, no matter who they hurt –- whether it’s the economy, the environment or, in this case, child porn. So what if someone’s life or someone’s civilization gets destroyed? They have a need to be satisfied.

(BTW, the guy who did the video of Flanagan spouting off about this is an activist with Idle No More — a sign that they may have gone from a talking circle to a real and true force that has the means to oppose Harper, rather than just resort to theatrics.)

5 MAYBE THE REGINA CATHOLIC SCHOOL BOARD WANTS THEM TO DO THE LINDY HOP INSTEAD I’ve been out of the loop for a while, so I don’t understand what the Harlem Shake is, let alone what would cause it to freak out a principal of a Catholic high school. (I’m sure the college of cardinals electing a new pope will get right on it.) But Riffel’s student council president got fired by the principal after telling a reporter why he didn’t understand why the principal banned it. Dean Wormer would have been proud. I wonder if Scott Woloshin is any relation to Kelly Woloshin, who was the Carillon’s sports editor in the early 1980s …

6 PIT THE POOR MALE PORN STAR I feel sorry for James Deen. How would he have known that appearing in a movie with Lindsey Lohan would have been a bad career move?

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN Any other time, I would have instead used this photo I found on Twitter of Olivia Newton John and Billy Bragg together. (According to Olivia’s feed they sang a duet on something called The One Show recently. It’s the late show on BBC One, naturally). But the death of a Canadian icon calls for something else.

[James Brotheridge here. I think Rosie's video got lost somewhere along the way. In place of whatever he had in mind, here's another tribute to Stompin' Tom, courtesy of Prairie Dog writer Mason Pitzel's Facebook page.]

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Rosie’s Top Six Features A Harper Confidante Supporting Child Porn, Dennis Rodman As A Diplomat, And A Remote Control Papacy

Six!1 WHISTLING PAST THE GRIDIRON GRAVEYARD? It’s interesting to read Rob Vanstone’s column about how the CFL has recovered from its constant operating fiascoes of yesteryear. But with the Toronto Blue Jays stocking up for a deep playoff run this year and the possibility that the Argos may not be allowed to play at the Rogers Centre in the near future, this may be merely the calm before the CFL’s next storm.

2 MAYBE THIS IS THE REAL REASON WHY VIC TOEWS WITHDREW THE INTERNET SURVEILLANCE BILL Tom Flanagan, fashion consultant to the Toronto IKEA monkey and a senior member of Stephen Harper’s brain trust, expressed support for watching child pornography during a public forum at the University of Lethbridge, and says he has been long on the list of the Man Boy Love Association. There seems to be an incredible amount of media self-censorship when it comes to Harper’s people saying and doing strange and stupid things, which makes this Winnipeg Free Press article very timely.

3 POPE BY REMOTE CONTROL American blogger Andrew Sullivan notes that when Pope Benedict leaves office, he’ll share the same secretary with the incoming Pope. Which means, probably, that Benedict will be still running the Roman Catholic Church … he just won’t be the public face of it.

4 YEAH, THIS WILL END WELL Dennis Rodman was, arguably, the most mentally unstable person to ever play in the NBA. He’s now leading a diplomatic delegation to North Korea. If William Gibson or Mel Brooks – or William Gibson and Mel Brooks together – thought this up, they’d be laughed out of the office.

5 EVEN THE JABONIES NOTICE In the last two elections, Linda McMahon, aka Mrs. Vince McMahon, spent big, big bucks to run as a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate. She lost. Now, it turns out that even wrestling fans have had enough of the Tea Party’s antics.

6 RICK MERCER RULES, BUT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY KNOW THAT It’ll be kind of hard to beat The Stupidest Thing Ever Said video …

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN The Jam, with That’s Entertainment.

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Rosie’s Six In The A.M. Is A Day Late, But Art Is Timeless

IT’S THE COMPANY YOU KEEP Using the logic Senator Pam Wallin uses in Wednesday’s Globe and Mail column, my mother, who hasn’t lived in the Auld Country since she married my father and moved to Canada in 1961, should be eligible to represent Scotland in the House of Lords. But Wallin should know better: the discussion of where she lives as opposed to what region she represents in the Canadian Senate is a crock. Her job is to genuflect on The Greatness That Is Stephen Harper, and to do that, it doesn’t matter whether she picks up her mail in Wadena, Toronto or Qo’nos, the home planet of the Klingon Empire.

IT’S THE COMPANY YOU KEEP (PART 2) Liberal Leadership candidate Justin Trudeau came in for some grief recently when he questioned the quality of Senate appointments made by Prime Minister Harper. In a way he’s quite naive to expect people to merely acquiesce in changing the porkers feeding at the public trough. But Trudeau is right in a way. Mr. Armchair Psychologist says that Harper is a deeply insecure person, and like everyone who has put himself in a totalitarian position (Hitler, Stalin, Richard III, Nixon, Dick Cheney), Harper surrounds himself with people who appear incapable of independent thought or action because he’s scared that if anyone else can prove they can do a better job than him, they could potentially oust him.

SOMEWHERE AN NRA MEMBER IS CONSIDERING CHRISTOPER DORNAN A PATRIOT One of the major reasons the National Rifle Association says Americans need their guns is that that they need to be able to take on the government when (in their opinion) the government is acting tyrannically. It seems to me that Christopher Dornan filled all the boxes in the NRA’s checklist … and look what happened to him

HE ALSO TESTED POSITIVE FOR BALL Hedo Turkoglu, during his time with the NBA’s Toronto Raptors, didn’t do much for his mega-salary except exhale carbon dioxide, which the plants in the Air Canada Centre need to breathe. He’s now with Orlando Magic, one of the NBA’s worst teams – or, he will be in 21 games, after he serves his suspension for taking banned substances. This merely gives me an excuse to YouTube the greatest interview in Canadian basketball history.

THIS IS WHY GARRY BREITKREUZ NOW WANTS THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO PROHIBIT THE REGISTRATION OF DILDOS An Ontario Provincial Police officer, a Toronto tow-truck driver, an interrogation room, and two sex toys. Usually, the porno parody comes first. Thankfully, the charges against the tow-truck driver were dropped.

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN In honour of the number six on this list, here’s Naughty By Nature with … wait for it …

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Let’s Try This Again: Rosie’s Six In The A.M. Part Duh

IT ISN’T GODWIN’S LAW, BUT … The Conservative Party, the riding gerrymandering and the robocalls illustrate that Stephen Harper believes the words of Josef Stalin: Who marks the ballots is unimportant. Who counts the ballots is everything. And it kind of looks like my MP (pray for me) Tom ‘The B Team’ Likuwski didn’t get the memo. As usual.

IF CADMUS DELORME OR WAVELL STAR READS THIS, I’D APPRECIATE IF YOU COULD PLEASE TRANSLATE ‘LAYETH THE SMACK DOWN’ INTO NAVAJO If there’s a better way to banjax an all-WASP anti-immigration rally in Arizona, I’m all ears.

NOSES IN THE TROUGH Unsurprisingly, Mike Duffy took the exit through the kitchen when he evaded reporters. (Hope the chefs put a lock on the fridge.) He didn’t want to answer questions that he’s a senator representing Prince Edward Island while not living in PEI. When he was a journalist, he called politicians who did stuff like that to avoid answering questions cowards. And, of course Senator Patrick Brazeau (apparently representing nobody but himself these days) apparently keeps pace with the sleaze.

GOOD LUCK IN COLLECTING It turns out that the corpse of Richard III, King of England from 1483 to 1485, was lying underneath a parking lot Leicester since he was killed at the Battle of Bosworth Field. According to one wag who Tweeted the Guardian newspaper, the daily rate in that city’s car park is 18.5 pounds sterling a day, so given the number of days between his burial and his exhumation, his estate owes 3,564,006.50 pounds in parking fees, about $7 million Canadian.

IN RESPONSE BRAD WALL SAYS TOMMY DOUGLAS HAD US ALL PREPARED The number of alcohol-related deaths increase with the availability of alcohol through private liquor stores, according to a British Columbia study.

I GUESS IT DIDN’T IMPRESS THEM MUCH Shania Twain’s career hasn’t cratered, but her music hall of fame in her home town sure has, and will.

 

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN To show how much I like Shania Twain, here’s Steve Earle singing ‘Nowhere Road.’

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Elder Tom Flanagan of The Ottawapiskat Nation Is The Father Of Toronto’s IKEA Monkey

I’m going to spend the rest of the day staring at this.

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Under the Big Top

On Sept. 30, 2012, BC Place was reopened after a $514 millionor $563 million – retrofit. What the hell. It’s only money. And everybody thought it was great. Unless you’re a University of Maryland economist whose comments are left at the end of the aforementioned CBC story.

 But a university professor who has studied stadium construction around the United States says it’s unlikely that would be new money for the local economy, but rather consumers shifting their entertainment spending from something else in the region.

Dennis Coates, who is a professor of economics at the University of Maryland, says new stadiums can boost quality of life in a city, but not the economy, and they are rarely a good investment.

“Very few objective observers are going to say yes, this stadium — and you can point to whichever one you’d like — was just a wonderful idea because the city is now revitalized, income growth has shot through the roof. Objective observers never find such results.”

But … but … think of the fans! Uhhh, what’s this? The renos were originally budgeted for $100 million?

But look at the CBC Vancouver story from September 2011. They’ll make some of that money back by selling the stadium’s naming rights, right? Maybe. When someone gets around to buying the naming rights … one of these days.

Meanwhile, in Regina, no one explains why a 33,000-seat stadium must cost $280 million when a 33,000-seat football stadium in Winnipeg cost $200 million to construct. And no one will explain what happens when the costs go through the roof – just as they did in Winnipeg when the University of Manitoba Institute For Mosquito-Breeding Studies was supposed to be built for $120 million.

Here’s the last known sighting of Paul Dechene covering the stadium issue at City Hall …

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Today’s Meeting: Maintain The White

Back in the mid-1970s a group of University of Regina engineering students ran a tape recorder, which they called Bob 6, for the student union president. Their argument was that because the position of president – and of the student council – was so impotent that all it could do was take the wishes, concerns and fears of somebody and replay them to somebody who can actually do something.

Today, regional and national chiefs are stuck in the position of Bob 6, or at least Bob 6 if somebody took out the batteries. A lot of people within the Idle No More movement talk a lot about how Bill C-45 overrides the treaties. But it doesn’t matter. Stephen Harper is the prime minister who killed the Kelowna Accord, and he is a member of the same political party that helped destroy the Charlottetown Accord 20 years ago. He made this mess — not the chiefs, not the Idle No More movement — because he and his followers scuttled every other possibility of creating a process of helping to resolve these issues, and offered nothing but contempt for anyone not as rich and as white as he is in return..

So when Murray Mandryk – who’s a fine political columnist and should damn well know better than to write what he did today – tries to call out First Nations chiefs over the procedural wrangling over today’s meeting or non-meeting, there’s a whole bunch of reasons why they’re acting that way. 

Not only are they getting pressure from the Idle No More movement (which is doing as much to undercut the exalted position too many in the old boys club of organizations such as the Federation of Saskatchewan Indian Nations as it is to challenge the Harper government) but they know that to sup with the devil requires a real long spoon. And for any aboriginal person, supping with Harper requires a very long spoon.

See, the Reform/CPC’s whole shtick on aboriginal rights has been to ignore them. Not just rights, but aboriginal peoples as well. Racism? Treaty violations? Screw it, it’s just the economy. They’ll get used to it. Just as Heindrik Verwoerd assured investors (and Commonwealth leaders in 1961) that apartheid was just good economics and labour relations. (It didn’t work – South Africa was expelled from the Commonwealth following the Sharpesville Massacre). And anybody opposing them were people bent on upsetting The System. You don’t want to upset the system, do you?

The Conservative Party of Canada isn’t interested in hearing from aboriginal leaders unless those leaders think they have a knife to the government’s throat – and then Harper will use the real or imagined threats of civil disobedience or ‘domestic terrorism’ to ramp up police powers, do stuff to further disenfranchise people who would vote for somebody else and generally bully the public into following Harper’s agenda. Anybody who so much as looks sideways at aboriginal concerns will be seen as those who Are Against Law And Order. By demonizing and sidelining people such as Chief Spence in particular and aboriginal peoples in general, Harper wants to solidify his hold amongst the chattering classes and business community who worry that hellfire and destruction will happen – especially on the economic front — if Harper doesn’t have supreme power.

That’s how the National Party of South Africa sold apartheid. Anything else is bad for business. And you don’t want to do anything that’s bad for business, right? So take the batteries out of the tape recorder and let them wail all they want, boys.

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Those Magnificent Men In Their Flying Machines

Some time ago, yours truly did his own analysis of the Canadian government’s deal to buy the F-35 fighter/interceptor/everything, complete with Defense Minister Peter McKay lolling around the cockpit like a 14-year-old boy with freckles and zits getting to play Tom Cruise in his fantasies at an air show. Maybe the roll-out would have been more interesting for the Conservatives and the RCAF had Rona Ambrose rolled around the top of the fuselage the way Tawny Kitaen writhed on top of a Jaguar in that Whitesnake video.

I have to remember sometimes that I’m talking to kids here. “Daddy, what’s Whitesnake?” Never mind. I said too much.

I remember Whitworth’s predecessor, Mitch the Alphabet Boy, praising me for the story two and a half years ago, which meant a lot, but I was never happy with what I wrote. My only sources were the NDP’s defense critic at the time, and a couple of studies and comparisons of the F-35 that I found on the web. But David Olive of the Toronto Star does a good job with the resources he has at hand on the issue of Canada’s (hopefully not) next fighter jet.

Here’s the most damning part.

For all the F-35’s costly cornucopia of features, including a vaunted stealth function Canada doesn’t need but would pay for, the plane’s designers managed to leave out “long-range without refuelling,” a must for vast regions like Canada. “I don’t understand why Canada selected this aircraft,” Winslow Wheeler, a U.S. defence spending watchdog and former GAO staffer, said last year. And, in Wheeler’s assessment, the F-35 has been a washout on basic air-to-air and air-to-ground combat missions. “The F-35 is so mediocre on those essential dimensions it would be a bad buy at even half the cost.”

That’s right. $40 Billion can buy you a lot – and a lot better things than the wrong airplane for national defense, especially if you’re a government that’s not willing to spend money to make this country worth defending.
After reading Olive’s story, I don’t think I would trust McKay, Harper, and the leadership of the RCAF with the money for a run to Tim Horton`s, let alone with the defense of this nation.

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Brad Wall’s Symbol Of His Saskatchewan Is Bold, Innovative, Imaginative … Uh-Oh …

Saskatchewan is now the official laughing stock of Winnipeg.

 

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Oh For Pete’s Sake Call Them The Socialist News Network And Be Done With It

It doesn’t amaze me to watch right-of-centre politicians and so-called business people complaining of the costs of welfare or medicare or whatever government spending they don’t like — which usually goes to people they don’t like — but are quick to claim their money from the government.

Take the Sun News Network, for example. They accuse the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation of sucking on the public teat — but they also have their hand in the federal till to the tune of $500 million a year. It’s just that the CBC has to justify in public how it spends its money from Ottawa while SNN doesn’t have to justify what it gets from Harper.

And what does the Canadian taxpayer get for that half a billion? Pretty low ratings, and pretty bad journalism. They don’t seem to like aboriginal people because Ezra Levant gets them confused quite easily. Then again, Ezra doesn’t appear to like gypsies, either, for some reason. And Michael Coren is … yeesh. It’s what you’d expect from a network with no ratings and a unlimited expense account …

…that’s also subsidized by cutbacks to its print division, and the probable selling off of its Alberta and Saskatchewan weeklies (the former Bowes chain). But take away that $500 million in free federal money — and the Harper’s government’s wish to have everybody pay for their propagandic swill on cable and satellite television — and then we’d find out just how good businessmen they really are.

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Brad Wall’s Vision Of The New Saskatchewan Is A Sword That Will Cut The Province In Two

 

We know conservative economic thought requires expanding the distance – economically, socially, and politically — between the haves and have-nots. But I didn’t think Premier Wall had to be so explicit about it.

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If Richard Florida and Carle Steele Knew Anything About The Miami Marlins, They Both Would Be Even More Pissed

Carle’s blurb on the economics of sports teams and how they routinely shake down municipal and state governments to pay for new digs (complete with a Richard Florida column) tells only half the story, and as a fan of the former Montreal Expos, I don’t need a Google search to know that fans of the Marlins’ owner, Jeffry Loria, are few and far between.

In addition to fleecing the Miami taxpayers of more than two-thirds the cost of the Miami Marlins’ new baseball park, he also gutted the team after one season of relatively (for him) high spending on players. When the Marlins’ 2012 season down the tubes (in more ways than one — they finished last in their division), he gutted the team by trading the best, and not coincidentally highest-priced players, for draft picks, players to be named later, ham-and-eggers, and, presumably, some magic beans. Even if Loria died tomorrow and was magically replaced by someone with some baseball acumen, it would take five or six years for the Marlins to recover from this off-season.

Maybe that’s why, in a city filled with people who fled Cuba after the 1959 revolution, Loria is barely more popular than Fidel Castro.

Is there a lesson for Rider fans in this? Oh yeah. Maybe it’s just me being an old geezer, but I can still remember a time when the Riders were pleading poverty. From about 1994 to the 1999 season, under Al Ford as general manager, the Roughriders pretty much gave up trying to field a competitive team, abandoning scouting, signing only the most washed-up free agents, and fielding a team that was so devoid of quality that it looked as though the last 42 people in the Lazy Owl at last call on half-price draft night were poured into Rider uniforms instead.

Ford did this because the Riders board of directors wouldn’t give him the money to field a good team, he wouldn’t know where to look for players if he did have the money, and Saskatchewan football fans would lay down enough money to watch the team to cover most of the expenses even if the team stank. In many ways, the Riders once operated on the Jeffry Loria philosophy.

And that’s what scares the most about the city and province’s deal for the new stadium. In Winnipeg  the Blue Bombers are on the financial hook for $85 million for their new $200 million stadium (which, as a Roughrider fan, I will hereinafter refer to as the University of Manitoba Institute For Mosquito-Breeding Studies), while the Roughriders will pay only $20 million towards the cost of a new stadium that’s supposed to cost $280 million. Why the extra $80 million for a stadium that will seat roughly the same number of fans? Why did the Riders get such a sweetheart deal, in comparison to the Blue Bombers?

The very least the city and province could have extracted from the Roughriders was a ban on home blackouts during Rider games during the 30-year life of the deal to build and fund the facility. After all, if everybody in Saskatchewan — whether they follow the Riders, other teams in the CFL, would rather watch the NFL on Game Day, or have no interest in football — are helping to pay for the new stadium, they should have the right to see what their tax dollars have bought them. But much like what happened in Miami and Cincinnati (with the Bengals new stadium), governments become jock sniffers when pro sports want a taxpayer-funded handout.

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Eagle Keys: December 4, 1923 – December 20, 2012

Eagle Keys could have been a CFL legend merely coming from his hometown, Turkey Neck Bend, Kentucky. As a player, he was a legend, playing on two Grey Cup teams, including the 1954 Edmonton Eskimos, where he played centre and snapped the ball for the point-after conversion which won the game (he played, some stories indicate, with one of his legs broken). Keys was a Saskatchewan legend for being the head coach of the first Saskatchewan Roughrider team to win the Grey Cup, in 1966, and getting the Riders into the Grey Cup game three times in his six-year coaching career in Regina.

But if there’s one thing for which Keys should be remembered, it’s laying the foundations for the Roughriders of today — in Canadian culture as much as in football. When Keys became the Roughriders’ head coach in 1965, he took over a locker room where the players were pretty much shell-shocked and dispirited after a couple of years of the previous head coach, Bob Shaw, a man who knew his football but didn’t know how to handle people. The last couple of paragraphs in Keys’ Vancouver Sun obit say it all …

Moreover, Keys played an integral role in the careers of two CFL legends — quarterback Ron Lancaster and fullback George Reed. Neither player was prepared to rejoin the Roughriders for the 1965 season until head coach Bob Shaw left Regina to join the Toronto Argonauts and was succeeded by Keys.

“The only reason we came back was simply that Eagle Keys was hired,’’ Reed said in 2006. “And the rest is history.’’

Now, imagine what the Saskatchewan Roughriders would have been in the 1960s without Reed and Lancaster. Imagine what they would be like today, without that foundation that Reed, Lancaster, and Eagle Keys helped to build.

Rest easy, Mr. Keys. Let the earth lay lightly on your bones … and may that earth never be artificial turf. You were the real thing.

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Gun Culture: The Gift Of Stupidity That Keeps On Giving

From Esquire.com’s political blog …

The National Rifle Association today held a press conference today at which it was determined that there would be no questions asked or answered, but the organization made it quite clear that they would be open to media questions next week, between Christmas and New Year’s. Then they trotted out Wayne LaPierre, who had bats flying out of both ears.

It’s a dangerous world out there full of crazy people, Wayne told us. It’s a dangerous world full of bloody video games, bad Oliver Stone movies, and a media that only cares about misinforming people about the guns that Wayne and the people who have paid his salary over the past 20 years want to sell to us to employ to protect our most precious children, to whom we don’t give the same level of protection that we give to Yankee Stadium or to the president of the United States. You see, Wayne is up there, not taking questions, because, really, the only people who truly care about the safety of all of our most precious children are the people like him, making sure that we have enough good guys with guns to protect us from the bad guys with guns

You just have to check out the whole thing here.
And what are we doing in this country?

Oh Jesus. Well, it’s the Conservatives.

There’s no economic, strategic, or moral sense in spending millions and billions of dollars and giving up hard-won civil rights and liberties to appease the boogeyman of foreign terrorism when governments can’t — or won’t — deal with domestic terrorism. And someone firing guns where people congregate — whether it’s a gangland style killing, someone going off his meds or someone wanting to launch a civil war because he doesn’t like the democratically-elected government of the day — is more of a terrorist than anyone quoting the Qoran.

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