1 HE’S BACK! Everyone’s favourite singing, dancing, pontificating astronaut (Chris Hadfield) has returned to our realm. But then, you’ve already heard all about it.
2 PITY POOR TORONTO It’s okay. They’re used to it.
3 LABRADOR VOTES LIBERAL Conservative MP, and former minister of Intergovernmental Affairs, Peter Penashue has been given his walking papers.
4 BUYER BEEWARE A Utah couple found a huge bee hive behind a wall in their new home.
5 MARTIN SHORT TO WRITE MEMOIR FOR HARPER I totally misinterpreted this headline too, and was really disappointed when I figured it out.
6 SLEEP TIGHT A new virus is making a lot of people nervous.