Bats!

I found a bat in my bedroom last night (or it found me, depending on your perspective). Bats make really angry noises when you wrap them in a sheet, like they’re so mad they’re about to short out.

Two thoughts: it could have gone so differently, my sweet little bat friend. (Fuck You Penguin)

And this. (Wikipedia)

Author: Carle Steel

Carle Steel was a simple moisture farmer on a barren, sun-baked world who, through fate and destiny, brought the mighty Galactic Empire to its knees. She likes cats, bats, mice and you.