The National Post put this Reuters report up on their site. And it’s something. Not a surprising thing, but definitely something. The opening:
One of the young women who attended Silvio Berlusconi’s “bunga bunga” parties told a court on Friday that she dressed up as a burlesque version of U.S. President Barack Obama to entertain the former Italian prime minister.
In testimony during a trial against the 75-year-old Berlusconi on charges of paying for sex with an underage prostitute, Marysthell Polanco said she had also dressed as prosecutor Ilda Boccassini.
At least Berlusconi’s consistent — everything in his world is viewed through the lens of sex. For an example, see the time when he called German Chancellor Angela Merkel an “unfuckable lard-arse”. A real charmer, that guy.
I’m trying to decide what kind of bio-pic he deserves. I’ve narrowed it down to two options: one, the wildly inappropriate sex farce that his life kinda already is, or two, an intense, Freudian drama that would have art-house directors lining up around the block to take a crack at it.
At least we know what the soundtrack would be.
Could the two options be combined? Maybe Berlusconi would enter his own mind Malkovich-style and have a sex party with clones of himself.