Craven Country Jamboree 2014

There’s some preliminary shenanigans tonight, then the main shenanigans kick off tomorrow.

For those who’ve been before, you all know what to expect. For those who haven’t been, take one part Animal House (especially the food fight and toga party scenes), one part Spring Breakers (the bikini and sun stuff, not the guns and psycho stuff), and one part Country Strong (except for the scene at the end where Kelly [ Gwenyth Paltrow] commits suicide by ODing on pills), mix well, throw in a dollop of a redneck reality TV show like Duck Dynasty, and you have Craven in a nutshell.

Here’s a breakdown of the line-up for each night:

Friday the headliner is Luke Bryan with Thomas Rhett, George Canyon and Sarah Darling also on the bill. Saturday’s headliner is  Dierks Bentley with Joe Nichols, the Charlie Daniels Band, Williams & Ree and Tim Hicks also appearing. Sunday’s line-up features headliner Dallas Smith with Keith Urban, Brett Eldredge, Gord Bamford and the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.

You can find more info on the jamboree here. And to get everyone whose going pumped here’s the video for Sarah Darling’s latest single “Little Umbrellas”:

Author: Gregory Beatty

Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your puny human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.

4 thoughts on “Craven Country Jamboree 2014”

  1. Sarah won’t be at Craven, she’s advancing in the Rising Star reality show. Her slot on the Friday night line-up has been taken by Saskatchewan’s Chris Henderson and Jess Moskaluke.

  2. I’m looking forward to Whitworth’s Twitter feed of live tweets from his weekend at Craven, followed by a week’s worth of awesome blog posts once he’s had a chance to fully reflect on the weekend’s glorious festivities. The photos alone will be worth it!

  3. Maybe now I can go one solitary weekend without some jagoff in a jacked-up half-ton gunning it down Albert Street every five fucking minutes.

    Hey, do me a favour, gentlemen, and roll those things in the fucking ditch this weekend, will ya?

    Thank you.

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