Daily Aggregation: Dolphin!

daily-aggregation-21. FLIGHT MH3070 CHANGED COURSE The story of world’s most fascinating missing plane continues.

2. UKRAINE TODAY The European Union pitches $700 million in trade breaks and Ukraine’s parliament is mad at the Crimean regional assembly.

3. CANADA SIGNS A TRADE TREATY WITH SOUTH KOREA As expected. Ontario is unhappy with the pact’s car parts.

4. HOCKEY SCARE Dallas Stars forward Rich Peverley had a cardiac episode during last night’s game against the Columbus Blue Jackets. Here’s the story from a reporter who was in the building.

5. FORD NATION IS DEMOGRAPHICALLY INTERNET-AVERSE After Rob and Doug Ford got kicked off the radio, they started a YouTube channel. It’s not as popular as their radio show used to be.

6. THE CIA SPIED ON SENATORS INVESTIGATING IT FOR TORTURE Is anyone surprised that intelligence agencies break the law? Hopefully a lot of people will go to jail. More here.

7. THE AVERAGE STUDENT DEBT SCREWS UP YOUR LIFE Judging from the way people vote this is what y’all want. Personally, I think you deserve a better country.

8. SASK NDP TELLS THE FEDS THAT FIRE TRUCKS NEED TO WORK You know, I think they’re right.

9. TAX REBEL GETS JAIL TIME Poor dumb guy. This reminds me, I’ve really got to file my taxes this week.

10. HOW DOES LIGHT POLLUTION AFFECT RAINFOREST REGENERATION? Hint: bats.

DID I EVER POST THIS VIDEO? I’m not sure I did, and it’s awesome, so here it is.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.