Daily Aggregation: Trump Trumpets While Cruz Cries

daily-aggregation-21. TRUMP WINS INDIANA Read reports in The Guardian, The Washington Post and the New York Times. Eh, Cruz is more evil. Bernie would wipe the floor with either of these clowns. I could see Clinton shitting the bed, though. That’s worrying.

2. FORT McMURRAY IS BURNING A wildfire has entered the city and evacuations are underway.

3 ALEPPO IS DYING Jesus Christ, horrible.

4. MURRAY MANDRYK HAS A BEEF The Leader-Post’s political writer has a column on the Earl’s “humane beef” policy that’s worth a read. He makes a good point about major problems in the shrimp industry.

5. JACKRABBITS INVADE SASKATOON I like hares.

Muslim prayer plot6. I PRAY FOR THE STRENGTH TO STAY OFF IDIOT WEBSITES, BUT MY PRAYER IS NEVER ANSWERED Brad Wall wants to keep praying on the job. Meanwhile, some conservative fans are suggesting this anti-prayer petition is a Muslim plot even though it’s clearly an atheist plot. GET YOUR CONSPIRACIES STRAIGHT, CONSERVATIVE PEOPLE. Also, the conservativefans.com comment section is whackadoo.

7. CAT HAZ UR MAIL The Royal Mail threatened to suspend delivering letters to a British couple because they have a very naughty cat. The couple apologized profusely and switched from a door slot to a post box, which the Royal Mail paid for. So civilized! Bella the naughty cat had no comment.

8. THE FOX SAYS, “I HAVE A HANGOVER” Hey, how about Leicester?

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

1 thought on “Daily Aggregation: Trump Trumpets While Cruz Cries”

  1. (1) I’m surprised that anyone is surprised.
    (2) Sincerely hoping that environmentalists spare a thought for these folks.
    (3) Horrible indeed, and something to invoke Christ about, but I don’t think that was your intention. If you don’t believe, don’t misuse the name.
    (4) Good read, especially for the sunshine soldiers.
    (5) There are oodles of them here, too. The winter was mild, and food easy to come by.
    (6) Prayer isn’t enough. WILL POWER. Don’t give these a$$holes more publicity (unless, of course, that’s your agenda).
    (7) Rational solution.
    (8) This is why sports stories are so appealing: because Cinderella upsets do happen.

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