Dear Moon,

Dear Moon having a rare, once every half-millennium solstice eclipse this a.m.,

Where the eff are you?

Sincerely,

An idiot who got up very, very early and has been wandering the streets for the last 45 minutes.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

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