Present Face!

(This post has been revised.)

Any unpleasant surprises under the tree? Get anything you hated or thought was stupid, but had to pretend you loved it? You’re not alone. And Garfunkel And Oates have the song for you.

Speaking of Present Face, here’s mine. One of my Enemies gave me this book for Christmas (he also conspired with his girlfriend to give me a stocking full of sardines because he thinks he’s funny). The Urantia Book has “comprehensive answers to age-old questions about the nature and personality of God, the life and teachings of Jesus, the relationship between science and religion, spiritual living, and much more.” Oh goody. So here’s my present face.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

4 thoughts on “Present Face!”

  1. I’m more worried about the faces on the kids who didn’t get anything for Christmas, aren’t you? Douchebag adults who don;t like what they get can go stick their heads in the oven, boo-hoo for me…wahhh-wahh-wah.

  2. All right Sam, I’ve written a new, less-inflammatory headline for the post just for you. But I’m not re-writing or deleting it because laughing is good and G&O bring the funny.

    I like your new matter-of-fact nickname. You should keep it. Better than your other noms du dog Garth LaGarth and Manganese!

  3. Receiving that gift would have spoiled my Christmas buzz, too. And you know how hard I roll with Jesus…pretty hard!

  4. Kidding aside I’m excited about that book. It looks really, really crazy. Only thing it’s missing is illustrations.

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