1 OMG YOU GUYS CHINA IS MAAAAAD The Norwegian Nobel Prize committee has awarded this year’s Peace Prize to Chinese dissident Liu Xiaobo, and the country’s government is soooooo pissed off. Haha. (Guardian)

2 OIL STOOGE PM SAYS TARSAND POLICY BASED ON FACTS, NOT SPECIAL INTERESTS Yeah, whatever. (CBC)

3 BIG PLANS The University of Regina has revealed it’s long-term schemes. These schemes include more student housing and frequent use of the word “sustainable”. Just because I make fun of that word doesn’t mean it’s not a good one. (Leader-Post)

4 NDP TRIES TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY WITH GUN BILL And everybody is expected to crap all over the gesture. (Globe And Mail)

BONUS NEWS ITEMS I HAVE NOT EVEN READ Saskatchewan’s employment rate is down, there will be no time-outs for lawyers in interrogations, Stephen Harper sticks up for China’s Nobelliest dissident who we discussed earlier in thisĀ  post, the CBC is punishing musicians who want to make their music freely available, Saskatchewan’s business community might pay for a whole 1/6 of a dome stadium, seven people have been killed by Hungary sludge, Turkish victims of that eeevil Israeli raid ask the International Criminal Court to investigate, and Glenn Beck is taking two days off to see a doctor because his soul is rotting or at leastĀ  about his feet might be.