I know what some of you are thinking. But I’m going to take the high road here and refrain from posing the obvious question. Instead, I’m just going to post a link to the Leader-Post report which it bummed from its sister paper in Saskatoon.
Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your puny human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.