Guess There’s Nothing Wrong With Darian Durant’s Thumbs

Instead of using Twitter, Durant should have gone to the guy’s job and hassled him there, just as Christian Zuck hassles Durant at work. I can see it now …

“HEY YOU! JACKASS! I SAID EXTRA SAUCE AND NO PICKLES ON THIS DOUBLE BIG MAC! WHATSAMATTA YOU? DEAF OR SOMETHING? CAN’T EVEN GET A FARKING ORDER RIGHT? AND THE FRIES ARE COLD! I WANT A FREE DOUBLE BIG MAC FOR THIS OR I’M TELLING YOUR MANAGER …”

Author: Stephen LaRose

2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.

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