In Honour Of Rosie’s Oldest Daughter Starting Playschool Today, This Six In The Morning Is … Well, It’s Still Morning Somewhere

1 YOU KNOW, HE DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT, SO NEITHER SHOULD SHE Prairie dog types always talk about the necessity of tipping and paying people working in the service industry an adequate wage. So we have to comment on this: on the day he lost his $28 million payday, Peyton Manning tipped a waitress big bucks, then posted the tip over the internet. She’s now an ex-waitress.

2 ROSIE’S SOCCER ROUNDUP Clint Dempsy, a member of the U.S. men’s national team, is officially too good for Fulham. Lionel Messi may be too good for the planet. And Toronto FC, kind of like the team their owners are named after, blew a two-goal lead. But Toronto FC is at least entertaining. Almost as entertaining as Irish soccer fans and Rangers FC’s tax case.

3 THE MOST IGNORANT THINGS RUSH LIMBAUGH HAS SAID Bet you can’t stop at just one.

4 THIS POST BROUGHT TO YOU BY RED BULL Rob Anders, another one of those Cons’ yahoo MPs that people send to Ottawa with depressing regularity, falls asleep during a Veterans Affairs parliamentary hearing. It’s not the first time he’s fallen asleep during parliamentary duties. First, he denies it. Then he blames the NDP and the veterans who were giving testimony. Then he issues a four-paragraph apology. Yeah. Conservatives REALLY support the troops.

5 THIS MAY PUT EVERYONE OFF SEX. FOREVER Hulk Hogan has a sex tape … HULK HOGAN HAS A SEX TAPE? Careful, what is seen cannot be unseen.

6 AND THEY CALL IT DEMOCRACY He was banned from City Hall in a New Mexico city because he’s facing extortion charges. He just got elected mayor. Of that city.

YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN In honor of Rob Anders, here’s Concrete Blonde, singing Lullaby.

Author: Stephen LaRose

2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.

2 thoughts on “In Honour Of Rosie’s Oldest Daughter Starting Playschool Today, This Six In The Morning Is … Well, It’s Still Morning Somewhere”

  1. 2. Seeing how Taylor Field is getting a make over, why not level out the turf at the same time.
    We ( the city ), could apply to get some WWC 2015 practice games, and mabye a future Regina FC as well. 50,000 fans in Toronto last night.

    Messi’s 5 goals! incredible..

    I want to see him play vs. Ronaldo.

  2. I don’t understand why this is such a big deal? I supported myself for years by serving. I have served the likes of Gene Simmons, Misha Barton, Sam Neil, Javier Bardem, The Pixies etc…They all tipped well. I bragged and told EVERYONE. Gene left me a 100 bucks on a 300 dollar bill, and you know what? I’ve had better…

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