Kovalchuk! Derp Derp Sketchy Contract Derp Rejected Derp!

Any hockey fans out there? Not surprisingly, a blatantly, gruesomely, salary cap-flouting NHL contract was rejected by an arbitrator today. In case anyone cares. (TSN)

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.