Mother Told Me, Yes She Told Me, I’d Meet Girls Like You. She Also Told Me Stay Away, You’ll Never Know What You’ll Catch

The auditions for The Batchelor Canada have begun. Of course, don’t think for a minute that this is ‘reality television,’ because the reality is that the producers are looking for crazy – maybe not axe-wielding crazy or totally nymphomaniac, but crazy enough to attract eyeballs to advertisers.

My advice to The Bachelor, and to viewers? Run. While you still can.

About Stephen LaRose

2006 winner of the Canadian Association of University Teachers's Award of Excellence in Journalism for a bunch of prairie dog stuff. Invited into the best homes in Regina. Once.

3 Responses to Mother Told Me, Yes She Told Me, I’d Meet Girls Like You. She Also Told Me Stay Away, You’ll Never Know What You’ll Catch

  1. Brad February 21, 2012 at 4:09 pm #

    I would totally watch a show called “The Batchelor”. I’d love to see a guy in a cowl and tux ask “Selina, will you accept this rose?” in a Christian Bale growl.

  2. Paul Dechene February 21, 2012 at 5:08 pm #

    I’d like it even better if it involved hooking up actual bats.

  3. Ron February 22, 2012 at 12:04 am #

    1,4,6,2, 4

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