News Flash Update!

For everyone out there who doubted the veracity of my earlier post about Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones and Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban flying into Regina today to discuss the possibility of erecting a $760 million domed stadium in downtown Regina, I’ve subsequently learned that should the project proceed U.S. mega-starlet Jessica Simpson (pictured) has announced plans via a tweet on TMZ to move to Saskatchewan and start dating Rider QB Darian Durant.

How cool would that be?

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2 thoughts on “News Flash Update!”

  1. that would be like, so, like way cool, totally; it would so totally rock

    they would like be like regina’s new like power couple, like jsut OMG

    BTW, prarie dog – is there a Regina “power couple”?

  2. Good question, Jeff. Plenty of individuals come to mind when we think of people who wield influence in Regina, but power couple is a different kettle of fish, as that requires both partners to enjoy a high profile. Viterra CEO Mayo Schmidt and CTV news anchor Tara Robinson likely qualified when they were in town, but they’re Calgary-based now (assuming they’re still together. I’m kind of out of the loop when it comes to Regina society, so I’d be interested in hearing what readers have to say about your query. Maybe Best Regina Power Couple could be a category in next fall’s Best of Regina poll?

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