NHL Player Receives $41.67 Fine

Patric Hornqvist is the latest NHL victim of never being taught how to body check properly. Last night he elbowed a kid in the head and today he PAYS!

This dumb jock  makes $3 million annually, and was fined $2500. To give perspective… for someone earning $50 000 a year, the equivalent punishment would be $41.67. In other words…zero consequences.

You got it workin’ now NHL! Observe your genius.

Owww! What the hell did you do that for?

Author: Toontown Rat

He is a long time Saskatoon resident and moderately important cog in the machinery of Prairie Dog's little sister, Planet S Magazine.