Obligatory Post By Hockey Fan Editor

So, Parise and Suter to the Minnesota Wild? That’s kind of neat. And their $100-million contracts make them twins! SO CUTE.

Now that that’s out of the way, where does Rick Nash get traded to? I vote Pittsburgh although I have no idea what the hell they’d send back.

(And yes, I’ll still be cheering for the Blue Jackets next year.)

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.