Run for Your Lives!!!

I don’t know if it actually emerged from the Pacific Ocean like another famous monster did sixty or so years ago, but it was first reported in B.C., and it’s been steadily working its way eastward ever since, gobbling up everything in its path.

Now, according to CBC, it’s reached Cypress Hills Interprovincial Park in southwest Saskatchewan.

Author: Gregory Beatty

Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your puny human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.

4 thoughts on “Run for Your Lives!!!”

  1. Yeah, that’s bad. The warm winter will be a boon for these little bastards, too. They’re not a joke, they’re a devastating plight on our forests.

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