Savage Vs Santorum Part II: Can’t Believe We Missed This

Rick Santorum seems to have dropped off the map in the Republican nomination race so maybe that’s why no one felt the need to post about this. But, Dan Savage had to follow through on his threat to redefine the former senator’s first name.

And the column in which he does so is one of his best. A definite must-read.

Still, I’ll spoil the punchline….

Time to follow through on your threat to redefine “rick,” Dan.

Matt Via Twitter

Already done: To “rick” is to remove something with your tongue—the “r” from “remove,” the “ick” from “lick”—which makes “rick santorum” the most disgusting two-word sentence in the English language after “vote Republican.”

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