Several In The Evening: The Very Late Edition Because Today Is His Highness’ Fifth Birthday. And It’s Demanding Stuff Dammit.

1 EASTERN PARTS More body parts have been found on Canadian soil. An investigation has unfolded over the last couple days to investigate the remains of an unidentified woman. The body parts were found in two separate Ontario jurisdictions. While we look down our noses at the recent surge of gun violence in the States, a special breed of Canadian serial killers are running amuck.

2 ALARMING TREND After Sunday’s train fatality, questions are being raised about the safety of the line at the intersection of Broder and 8th avenue. The 32 year old man is the third victim in 20 months.

3 THE RAPE SPECTRUM Republican nominee Todd Akin is under fire for comments seeking to describe “legitimate rape”. Akin contended this particular version doesn’t run the risk of pregnancy, because “the female body has ways to try and shut that whole thing down”. Katie Baker of Jezebel had an excellent look at this complete  nonsense.