Shameless Self-Denigration

And they didn’t even mention the millions of people out there who use newspapers to line the bottom of bird cages and house-train their puppies. (Onion News)

Author: Gregory Beatty

Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your puny human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.