Six In The Morning

1 THEY’RE BAAAAAAAAACK Politicians return to Ottawa and election buzz escalates. Bzz bzzz bzzz!

2 TRYING TO SAVE A SCHOOL Concerned citizens met this weekend to discuss Athabasca school. The school is scheduled to close at the end of this school year.

3 EXODUS AFOOT Canadians are fleeing Egypt. Weenies! Kind of seems like something interesting’s being born there, wouldn’t it be worthwhile to be a part of that?

THEN AGAIN Scummy, thieving fuckers are using the turmoil as an excuse to loot and vandalize Egyptian museums. Evil:

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4 RIP, JOHN BARRY The composer was famous for his James Bond scores.

5 BUSINESS ORDERS SLED DOGS SHOT Appalling.

6 DID SOME DINOSAURS SURVIVE MASS EXTINCTION? Short answer is “no”, but I link to this for purposes of wistfulness.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.