Six In the Morning: Stadium, G20 Nonsense, NHL Trade Deadline!

1 DEADLINE DAY FOR STADIUM DOUGH Federal Conservative MPs should probably steer clear of Regina Mayor Pat Fiacco today. Unless they’ve got money. Lots of it.

2 WE NEED AN INQUIRY! The Canadian Civil Liberties Association will release a report this morning calling for a public inquiry into police abuses during the Toronto G20 summit. Choice complaint du jour: one protester says police pulled off his prosthetic leg. And I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: cop unions need to protect their members from being used as shock troops against the public. There’s a labour issue here.

3 FIX FOOD AID NOW Canada is chairing talks that will hopefully make it easier to feed the world’s poor. Talks open today, which the Globe’s article implies but doesn’t confirm (unless I missed it?), boo writer.

4 GUNS FOR EVERYONE! Stupid Arizona lawmakers want to arm the hell out of college campuses. People are crazy.

5 IT WAS OSCAR NIGHT! And here is what happened.

6 TODAY IS THE NHL’S TRADE DEADLINE What will the Columbus Blue Jackets do to improve themselves for the stretch run? Will they add a puck-moving defenceman? Will they trade for a centre? Are the days of former first-round pick Nikita Filatov numbered? What’s going on with my beloved Blue Jackets? Also, other NHL teams might make some moves, whatever, yawn. Go Jackets!

About Stephen Whitworth

Stephen Whitworth is a life-long fan of newspapers and alternative media who got his start in the student press a hundred years ago. He moved to Regina in the fall of 1998 and Prairie Dog recklessly hired him nine months later. It was a terrible mistake and the publication deeply regrets its inability to get rid of him. When Whitworth’s not adding typos to the hard work of Prairie Dog’s many terrific writers, writing hilarious (to him) headlines and finding inventive new ways to make the paper late for its bi-weekly press deadline, he enjoys reading magazines, newspapers and alternative comics, listening to music, playing board games, and drinking and eating. He has a cat and seven pet snakes.

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