1 CONVERSATIONS WITH AWFUL WHITE MEN A scheduled meeting between First Nations and Prime Minister Stephen Harper is in chaos.
2 SNAKES ON A, WELL, YOU KNOW A Calgary man has a possibly venomous unwanted guest in his home after the slithery snugglepoo hitched a luggage ride back from India. Elsewhere, a scrub python was killed as it clung to the wing of a Quantas flight from Cairns, Australia to Papua New Guinea. Dramatic, but sad.
3 ALIVE AND HEALTHY AND 24 YEARS OLD Richard Wayne Landers Jr. of Indiana was kidnapped by his grandparents in 1994. He’s just been found.
4 HOORAY HOORAY IT’S BUDGET DAY The City of Regina releases their budget this morning. Someone better have coffee ready for the reporters.
5 MORE ON THE L.A. SCHOOL SHOOTING WHEREIN TRAGEDY WAS AVERTED BY UNARMED TEACHERS Here’s the Los Angeles Times story. Warning: this link will launch an auto-play video that you won’t see unless you scroll down, but it’s only a couple of seconds long. Super annoying though. If I’d been able to quicly find another decent link on this I would have used it.
MAYBE HIS HELMET’S ON TOO TIGHT? Darth Vader is all messed up.