1 YEAR-END Q & A WITH PAT FIACCO The Leader-Post has it.
2 ASIANS VS. ELEPHANTS Let’s take a rare break from bashing our own nightmarishly bad environmental record to yell at Asia for the rampaging cultural stupidity and ignorance that resulted in 3,000 elephants being poached for ivory in 2011. Killing threatened and endangered animals for knick-knacks and magical medicines is absolutely disgusting. I judge thee, Asia! And I decree thou to be SHITTY.
3 AND THEN THERE’S THE SYRIAN GOVERNMENT’S ONGOING MURDERPALOOZA Fuckers.
4 EVERYONE IN SASKATOON GETS PEPPER SPRAYED What the hell is wrong with our northern neighbours? What’s with all the pepper spray? There was even a menacing machete incident. Get a grip on yourself, Saskatoon. You’re embarrassing Regina, and I don’t think I need to tell you that when you’re embarrassing Regina, you’re really, really fucking up.
5 SASKATOON WILL CHANGE ITS WARD BOUNDARIES BEFORE THE 2012 CIVIC ELECTION Not only is it true, it’s mildly interesting. Also, voters will have to produce photo i.d. with their current address, and a can of pepper spray, at poll booths.
6 THAT RUSSIAN NUCLEAR SUB IS NO LONGER ON FIRE Well, that’s a relief.
HEY IT’S GETTING TO BE THAT TIME A song!
Update: thanks for the copy edits as always Barb.