Six In The Morning: Guergis, Jets, Arizona, Wet Wet Wet

1 “…UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIMS OF FRAUD, EXTORTION AND INVOLVEMENT WITH PROSTITUTES.” Wow, the Helena Guergis story–About a Conservative MP who was kicked out of the party’s caucus a year ago this month for reasons that weren’t given–sure came back with a vengeance yesterday. Today, Guergis lashed back. Even on the election trail, the Conservatives can’t seem to go even a week without substantial controversy. I don’t mean that in a smug, “I hate that party” way. I’m genuinely surprised.

2 JETS SEASON TICKET DRIVE IMMINENT? A somewhat pushy and emotionally black-maily report out of Winnipeg suggest something’s about to happen.

3 AND FRANKLY, WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO LIVE IN ARIZONA ANYWAY? That place is crazzzy. Also, yes, Barack Obama really is an American citizen.

4 FLOOD, FLOOD, FLOOD It’s wet, wet, wet.

5 WHAT’S MINE IS YOURS A mining company gives up control of beautiful Ontario landscape that once inspired Group of Seven artists. More stories like this please.

6 COUPLE KICKED OUT OF PUB AFTER THE LANDLORD CALLED THEIR QUICK PECK ON THE LIPS “OBSCENE” What’s wrong with a little kiss? A lot, apparently.

Hey, remember on Monday when I was ranting about Superman? That was fun. More Superman! (From College Humour)

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.