Six In The Morning: Military Strikes and… No That’s Not A Euphemism.

6-in-the-morning1  ONE CANADIAN  The Algerian Prime Minister says there was one Canadian among the militants who attacked a gas plant in Sahara last week.

2  FRENCH AND MALIAN TROOPS CAPTURE TOWNS  According to the French Ministry of Defense, they have now “seized control” of the towns of Diabaly and Douentza from Islamist militants. More troops are expected from Ghana, Chad, and Nigeria.

3  MEANWHILE IN ERITREA  Soldiers have surrounded the ministry of information building, and state TV has been taken off the air, following an apparent coup attempt.

4  FEWER AMERICANS VISITING CANADA  Travel stats show that travel to Canada from the United Kingdom, China, Australia, and Japan, has been on the upswing in recent years. Travelers from the U.S. on the other hand, have been steadily declining in number. Oh, they’ll be back.

5  IT’S ABOUT BLOODY TIME  Three actor/filmmakers in Montreal have started a menstruation film festival in the hopes of breaking the taboos around young women talking about the curse. I mean, their monthly visit from Aunt Flow. I mean, that time of the month. How can I put this delicately?…

6  TODAY IS PROBABLY NOT THE MOST DEPRESSING DAY OF THE YEAR  It’s Blue Monday! That is to say, it’s the third Monday in January and, according to some calculations, this makes it the hardest day of the year to swallow. Of course, that’s just ridiculous, as this article deftly points out. Besides, everyone knows the most depressing day of the year is New Year’s Eve.

All the same, it’s as good an excuse as any to show the video for New Order’s Blue Monday (that someone apparently shot off their TV).

Author: Wanda Schmöckel

Wanda Schmockel is just trying to get by without shoving. You may follow her on twitter @vschmo

4 thoughts on “Six In The Morning: Military Strikes and… No That’s Not A Euphemism.”

  1. #2: I thought Canada was determined not to send troops to Mali (though they have offered troop transport). Has something changed?

  2. #1: Knowing how easy it has been to get a faux Canadian passport, I’ll reserve opinion until I hear from our own folks.
    @1: Ditto, Brad. If you missed something, so did I.

  3. Oops. They updated it. I thought they hadn’t committed one way or the other (did they definitively say no?). The updated version now only mentions Canada sending transport planes.

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