Six In The Morning: I Really Gotta Change This Column’s Name

6-in-the-morning1 I WANT MY GUN REGISTRY BACK FOR CHRISTMAS There’s been a school shooting in Connecticut. There are early reports that children have been killed. On Tuesday, two shoppers were killed in a Portland mall and one victim remains in serious condition.

2 WE’RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE Regina’s vacancy rate is still the worst in Canada. Although it IS better than it used to be. Let us all celebrate our new, still-a-nightmare-but-slightly-less-so era!

3 THE SUPREME COURT UPHOLDS CANADA’S ANTI-TERRORISM LAW Read all about it.

4 REVENGE OF THE ROBOCALLS HEARING That stuff continues today. The Tories want the case chucked out.

5 WEATHER WHATEVER Apparently extreme weather is better at convincing people that climate change is real than 30 years of warnings from scientists. Sure ya whatevs. I’m always amazed that anyone can get away with spouting incoherent, science-denying nonsense. Non-scientists who argue with scientific consensus are being bad and they have to stop. Unless they hate progress and civilization and knowledge and facts and everything good and they suck.

6 CANADA’S WORLD JUNIOR TEAM IS A THING THAT EXISTS Well, this looks like a scary-good team.

HERE’S HOW CLIMATE CHANGE DENIERS TALK We all know it’s true.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

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