Six In The Morning: Rich Bastards, Warmongering Nutters, Wombat Poop

1 GOD FORBID THE “GOSPEL OF ENVY” COMES BACK  By noon today, which is, oh, about now, Canada’s richest CEOs have earned your annual salary. Let’s pause a moment to beam goodwill at all of our country’s hard-working Bill Doyles. The Canadian Centre for Policy Alternatives has the envy-making infographic here.

2 CAN WE PLEASE GET TO THE END OF THE YEAR’S FIRST WEEK WITHOUT STARTING WORLD WAR THREE? Much sabre-rattling and tough talk by Iran against the threat of U.S. sanctions.

3 SYRIA’S IN BIG TROUBLE NOW The Arab League will meet to discuss its monitors’ reports that Syria is still killing its own people. Syria should really stop that.

4 NITROGEN IN THE HINTERLAND Remote lakes show evidence of pollution. Oh good.

5 SUSPICIOUS DEATH Saskatoon police are investigating the circumstances around a body discovered in a ditch outside of the city.

6 BAD CHEMICALS No one is seriously injured in a chemical accident in White City. But still. Chemical accident.

VIDEO: THE MIRACLE OF WOMBAT POOP Story’s here. I share because I care.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

2 thoughts on “Six In The Morning: Rich Bastards, Warmongering Nutters, Wombat Poop”

  1. “4 NITROGEN IN THE HINTERLAND Remote lakes show evidence of pollution. Oh good.”

    Clearly the nitrogen was caused by sunspots. Sunspots! My understanding is this also occurred back when the Vikings were visiting Newfoundland. There’s no way human beings could have caused that pollution. We’re only responsible for local pollution.

  2. Sunspots? Ya think? Clearly this is all the fault of vikings.

    Goddamn vikings! They’re serious fuckers! I could totally see them putting nitrogen in our lakes just out of spite. The pointy-hatted bastards!

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