1 AT LEAST 15 DEAD Pakistan riots to protest a stupid video.
3 SEX WORKERS GROUP WINS COURT CASE Now the Vancouver organization Downtown Eastside Sexual Workers Against Violence can continue its legal battle against Canada’s anti-prostitution laws.
4 WOODWORTH, NOT WHITWORTH That Tory creep who’s wasting everyone’s time by trying to do an end-run around women’s rights by proposing fetuses are people too will waste everyone’s time today.
5 “WE SHOULD ALL BE TERRIFIED” Chris Hedges called it like it is and earned his standing ovation at the University of Regina last night. More public lectures like this, please.
6 MAYBE APPLE SHOULDN’T PRETEND IT KNOWS BETTER THAN GOOGLE Apple’s new mapping app sucks.
7 BAD DOG BUT AWW, SUCH A PUPPY A playful basset hound exploded its owner’s hand in a rifle mishap in France. I spent 10 minutes Googling this story to get the dog’s name. No luck. Maybe you guys can do better. Jeez, journalists: when a dog’s got a gun you have to get its name.
VIDEO! Puppies so angry! Why you mad, puppies? Why you hatin’? YOLO, ya know?