Six In The Morning: Spider-Man

6-in-the-morning1 THAT WACKY MAYOR Newly released documents suggest Toronto phenomenon Rob Ford might have used heroin, and there might be photos of it, and Ford might have offered to trade $5,000 and a car for the famous crack tape, and that a murdered dealer might have had the phone with the crack tape, and Ford might force fired employees to do a “walk of shame”. “Number one, that’s an outright lie and number two, you can talk to my lawyers about it,” says Ford.

2 SPEAKING OF COCAINE Beautiful and awesome celebrity chef Nigella Lawson admits using cocaine. I’m desperately hoping this means she’ll run for mayor of Toronto.

3 TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE? Pope Francis says the Vatican will create a special committee to fight child abuse, but it also isn’t fully cooperating with a UN investigation.

4 MURRAY MANDRYK DOESN’T SEEM TO THINK MUCH OF POTASH CORP CEO BILL DOYLE, EITHER I missed this yesterday (I missed most of yesterday, yesterday) but Mandryk had an interesting column on potash sector layoffs.

5 RUSSIA AND CANADA ARGUE ABOUT WHO SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO FUCK UP THE NORTH POLE SEABED AND THE PLANETARY CLIMATE Ugh.

6 TRIPPY Motorists can run power cords to their cars across city sidewalks again. Thank god.

LOOK, IT’S ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN MOVIE The new trailer looks alright, I s’pose. The last two movies were duds so it’d be nice if Sony got Spidey back on track.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

3 thoughts on “Six In The Morning: Spider-Man”

  1. The amended bylaw in re: electrical cords across sidewalks was a victory for common sense. Many residents have no choice but on-street parking, due to the design of their neighbourhoods, so it was unfair to penalize them for a necessity forced on them.

  2. Murray Mandryk’s articles are always worth the read.
    If Canada & Russia hadn’t already settled boundary disputes years before, then It’s best for them to resolve it now.
    Long Length Power Chords are hot item for thieves during cold days.

    OOOOHH! Love the Special Effects of the upcoming Spiderman 2014 movie.

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