The Smoking Gun, being the helpful folks that they are, posted the Canadian Border Services Agency’s most recent report on what pornographic films they came across that were and weren’t acceptable.
I understand that porn can be a free speech issue; that the boarder people probably have to look out for stuff made under suspicious circumstances; and that people should be able to get off to what they dig. That said, I fell just a smidgen less gross knowing that I Told You Not to Call the Police isn’t allowed into the country. This isn’t even a logical thing; it’s just my brain’s natural response to the sentence, “You won’t encounter the movie I Told You Not to Call the Police today.”
Read the whole list of what the boarder guards refused and what they thought was all good to go over here.