The Prairie Dogs Of War

Friend of the ‘Dog D-Hof sent in this screenshot from Azeroth of a prairie dog about to gut its foes. Apparently there’s a rodent war going on in the northwest corner of Mulgore — a three way battle between dagger-brandishing prairie dogs, axe-wielding rabbits and mice with shotguns. Obviously the rabbits are screwed because rabbits are wimps. So what about the mice? Firearms give them a technological edge. But you know, as much as guns seem like the trump card in a death-match I’d never bet against a prairie dog in a fight. They work as a group and are tenacious beyond all reason.

Note: if you have no idea what I’m talking about then you are not a huge nerd.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.