Today’s Mystery Guest

Identify this man.

Author: Gregory Beatty

Greg Beatty is a crime-fighting shapeshifter who hatched from a mutagenic egg many decades ago. He likes sunny days, puppies and antique shoes. His favourite colour is not visible to your puny human eyes. He refuses to write a bio for this website and if that means Whitworth writes one for him, so be it.

4 thoughts on “Today’s Mystery Guest”

  1. No James, but a lot of lifeforms are being terminated due to a failure on behalf of the company he works for to conduct its business properly. Of course, our oil-mad society also bears its share of responsibility.

  2. It’s Doug Suttles, chief operating officer of BP’s exploration and production unit. Although I’m sure these days he probably wishes he was Agent 13, and able to duck all the heat his company’s been getting for the devastating oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico by secreting himself in some unlikely spot like the shell of one of the oil-drenched turtles that’s washed up on the Louisiana shore.

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