Wait, So Apple Didn’t Announce A New iPhone 5?

Huh. Okay, I’m calling shenanigans. This is a stock scheme: Apple’s stock will drop in the no-iPhone-for-you tsunami of disappointment, then the smarties will buy low, and then Apple will roll out the iPhone 5 in a pre-Christmas sneak-attack and, CHA-CHING!

Or not.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.