We Are(n’t) the Champions!

After a hiatus over the holidays (and some technical issues on the PMO’s end) we’re back with another PMO Photo Op. This one took place January 5 at Scotiabank Saddledome in Calgary, and shows Stephen Harper pressing the flesh in Team Canada’s locker room following Canada’s 4-0 victory over Finland in the IIHF World Junior Championship’s Bronze medal game.

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12 thoughts on “We Are(n’t) the Champions!”

  1. BACKGROUND:
    “Parempi onni seuraavan kerran.”

    FOREGROUND:
    “What did the PM just say?”
    “I have no idea. It sounds Finnish.”
    “Finnish?”
    “Shit — he’s in the wrong dressing room!”

  2. “Hey guys, what ever happened to hockey hair? By the way, what’s it going to take to get Miliokas to write a media gossip column for the ‘Dog? Gossip columns are ever cooler than hockey hair and even more uncommon these days.”

  3. “Good one, Mr. Harper!! Christ, that’s funny!! Miliokas!! Miliokas writing a column for the prairie dog!! Miliokas?! In the prairie dog?! You’re killing me man!! Killing me!!”

  4. PM “Hey No. 11, great job.”
    No. 11 “Yeah.”
    No. 5 “Who’s this guy?”
    No. 15 “Get us some pizzas dude”
    Guy in back “Can I just take my shit off?”

  5. You’re very kind, Talbot. I’m flattered, and I’m also retired. TRANSLATED: I have applied to the prairie dog, but I haven’t heard back.

  6. PM Harper: “Keep your chins ups boys. A good friend of mine said, ‘I’d rather win for bronze than lose for silver,’ so just keep that in mind.”

    No. 5: “Ah, dude, but wouldn’t you rather have had the chance to play for gold?”

    PM Harper: “I dunno. I never played team sports. Can’t you tell?”

  7. STEPHEN HARPER: “Done! I’ll have the PMO ship those CDs to you right away. Trust me, son. You’re going to love my rendition of the Hockey Night In Canada theme!”

  8. STEPHEN HARPER: “I saw your photo on the prairie dog website. We were shaking hands in the dressing room after you guys beat the Finns for the bronze medal.”

  9. Harper: “Don’t sweat it guys. You didn’t ruin the photo op. Instead of celebrating a gold medal with you, I get to show the country my compassionate side by consoling you in defeat. That’ll give me a boost in popularity with women voters. Lord knows I need it. Heh! Heh!”

  10. 15
    wtf?? was that?

    5
    wtf? The shite man aint even wearing our colours?!

    11
    Ya! I know who you are, get yer slimey hands off me.
    My parents voted for Jack!!

    Last player in the line.

    Just Foff!
    My parents voted for Ralph!

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