What Jemaine Clement Does in the Shadows

Jemaine Clement flies solo in What We Do in the Shadows.
Jemaine Clement flies solo in What We Do in the Shadows.

There is something surreal about meeting Jemaine Clement in person. Bespectacled, tall and lanky, fits perfectly any preconception you may have of him based on his Flight of the Conchords public persona.

With the comic duo on hiatus, Clement co-wrote, co-directed and co-starred in What We Do in the Shadows, a New Zealand-made horror parody that gets a lot of mileage from a premise a thousand times visited: Vampire lifestyle in modern times. Clement plays one of three bloodsuckers that share a flat. The polar opposite of the seductive creatures in Only Lovers Left Alive, the vampires in Shadows are petty, painfully uninteresting and not all that deep, despite the hundreds of years of experience.

Clement and frequent collaborator Taika Waititi (Eagle vs. Shark) do a terrific job spoofing the genre without falling in obvious jokes. In fact, the film’s MVP is some guy named Stu, originally a glorified extra, whose character grows to become the silent straight man to a pile of wacky vampires and werewolves. In case you’re wondering, Bret McKenzie is nowhere to be found, but Rhys Darby (NZ cultural attaché in Flight of the Conchords) is around for the kicks.

I talked with Jemaine briefly during the Toronto Film Festival. Infallibly polite and deadpan, it’s hard to tell if Clement was ever engaged.

Tell me about your relationship with horror films through your life.

When I was five I saw my first horror film. I couldn’t sleep, turned on the TV and found this vampire film, some guy hypnotizing people and drinking their blood. I was fascinated by it. I had several nightmares: Vampires chasing me or me becoming one. One of my favorite films of any kind is An American Werewolf in London. It became one of our referents, although we went more comedy than horror.

Besides being one of the leads, you co-directed What We Do in the Shadows. How hard was to do both?

And for the same money. Taika would direct my scenes and vice versa, but sometimes he would be shooting something else and I come up with something and film it by myself. If we had an idea, we would just do it and look at it later. We ended up with so much footage to wiggle in. We allowed some improvising by describing the scene to the actors, but if it didn’t work, we had lines for them to read.

Considering that you dabble in music, comedy and acting, how do you manage your time?

I haven’t been managing it very well. This project took so much longer than I thought. I’ve been involved with it since doing the Flight of the Conchords. I intend to be structured about it, like “ok, I’m going to spend a month writing songs” but often falls by the wayside. I function by deadlines. It’s really great to have a small part in a big movie because you have a lot of free time. A good part of the script of Shadows was done when I was doing Men in Black III.

But your part in MIB3 wasn’t small.

Production went on for eight months and I shot for 44 days or something like that.

I remember watching Men in Black 3 and thinking “Jemaine is so funny, why is this movie not using him better?”

Yeah… (trails off)

What is the biggest misconception about you?

That I hang out with Bret everyday (laughs). When you are a comedian, a lot of people ask you to tell jokes all the time, on the street, wherever. I can’t even remember one.

Do people ask you to sing?

On the plane especially, if I’m carrying my guitar.

Do you oblige?

No way.

What We Do in the Shadows opens this Friday in Centre Cinemas in Saskatoon and Cineplex Southland Mall in Regina.

Author: Jorge Ignacio Castillo

Journalist, film critic, documentary filmmaker, and sometimes nice guy. Member of the Vancouver Film Critics Circle. Like horror flicks, long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners. Allergic to cats.