WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK BABIES GET MADE? Watching Peter Mansbridge talk about ‘mommy porn’ should get some people hawwt … except that the mommy porn in question always has the woman in a state of powerlessness. Given that my favourite Bond girl is Michelle Yeoh, well, guess it’s back to the .xxx sites for some of us …
GERMAN FANS USE ARROWS TO SHOW SCORING-IMPAIRED TEAM WHERE GOAL IS Toronto Maple Leafs and Montreal Canadiens fans take note.
WE’RE ONE STEP CLOSER TO A WORKING TRICORDER In other news, Stephen Whitworth has passed out from the techno-lust.
YEAH, BUT DAVID SUZUKI LOOKS FUNNY AND WORKS FOR THE CBC One side effect from global warming – maple syrup production is way, way down.
STAY CLASSY EVERYBODY Ron Burgundy is coming back. You know it would be soooooo awesome if the sequel was set at CKCK TV … damn, keep forgetting.
SO, WILL MOVIE THEATRES BECOME THE NEW HEALTH FOOD STORES? The newest superfood … popcorn?
YOUR MUSICAL MOMENT OF ZEN Few can make a cover song sound better than the original, especially if Richard Thompson wrote and sang the original. Here’s an exception to the rule: Bobby Sutliff with Small Town Romance.