Apocalypse Day Foliage Report

There’s some weird, shiny stuff on my tree! It’s like little beads of glass (kind of like small, clear marbles) and I have no idea how it got there. The stuff looks like water, actually, but how would water get to the top of a tree? Climbing? I don’t think so. And it’s definitely not snow that melted because it’s too hot for snow.

This is weird and mysterious and probably an early sign of the Rapture. Which hits in 45 minutes. Yeek!

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.