Craig Silliphant Will Fix Your Damn Drive-Through Line-up Woes

Planet S’ music and culture writer (and sometimes restaurant reviewer) has had it! Had it up to here!

Who are these privileged people that stop their cars in the middle of the road and refuse to move until they get their Tim Horton’s?  They’re obviously not anyone with functioning taste buds in their mouths, seeing as they’re lining up to be fed the grossest coffee imaginable and fake donuts (they are not baked anymore — they’re shipped in chemical blob form from the States — yeah, real “Canadian”).  The Timmie Ho at Cumberland even tried to expand the lane, but that just made traffic worse because they insisted on keeping the drive thru open the whole time.  And from what I’ve seen, the end result didn’t do much.  Would it not ultimately be faster to just park your damn car and go in?

What’s Craig’s solution? Find out here.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.