George Zimmerman Might Have Been Arrested?

The acquitted killer of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin was possibly taken into police custody this afternoon — CNN, ABC and USA Today say he has, other news outlets say he hasn’t been arrested. Le confused shrug. What IS clear is that his soon-to-be-ex-wife, who recently filed for divorce and incidentally is also a convicted perjurer, called 911 claiming Zimmerman assaulted her father and an iPad, and threatened all three with a gun. Or something like that.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.