“I Have No Reason To Resign”

Toronto’s crack-smoking mayor addresses the media:

“I have no reason to resign. I’m going to go back, I’m going to return my phone calls, I’m going to be out doing what the people elected me to do, and that’s save taxpayers’ money,” he said with a smile as he stood at the doors to his office, which has been decorated with skeletons and cobwebs for Halloween.

I love Rob Ford so very, very much.