Mayoral Candidate Emerges From Lake, Urges Minneapolis To Wake The Fuck Up

If Minneapolis plays their cards right, this guy will mayor the shit outta their city. After all, what kind of maniac would vote against a guy with a campaign ad as amazing as this one?

Remember: Jeff Wagner is cool with making $100K a year and he’s willing to give up going to the strip clubs to do it.

(h/t Deadspin)

Author: Dan MacRae

An Italian inventor often referred to as the father of long distance radio transmission. Known for his development of Marconi's law and his vocals in Love Inc.

3 thoughts on “Mayoral Candidate Emerges From Lake, Urges Minneapolis To Wake The Fuck Up”

  1. Note: Minneapolis has instant-runoff voting and a low barrier to entry in mayoral races. That practically guarantees a preponderance of questionable candidates (which I henceforth dub “Novaks”).

    Sorry for being mean, Barb.

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