Our Own Version of Fox News. Here. Gawd.

Someone in this country did something really heinous, like maybe they ran over Jesus’ puppy or Iced a Bro. Because for sins, we are about to be punished. By dipshit ring-wing entertainment. Call it punishtainment.

Most Canadians experience Fox News as a bewildering contaminant of the American airwaves, a stream of smirking invective from wax dummies who sound about as clever as a team of third graders trying to cajole the nerdy kid into eating dog poop. There’s something beyond appalling about the channel, which is basically the revenge of the mediocre against a sane world, but it can be entertaining to see the Coulters and the Becks blubber and spout.

But now we can experience the 24/7 painful erection of Fox News all its Canadianized glory. Proud Canucks, I give you Sun News Channel.

YEEAAAAAHHHH. This is the proud splurt of Conservative Party spokesman Kory Teneycke, hired by Quebecor Media to bring the unique point of view of Alberta ranchers to ‘the greatest country on earth’.

Sun News Channel arrives in 2011. Then we die. Eventually.

Author: Aidan Morgan

Aidan is a very serious man who's saving up for a nice dignified pipe. Then we'll see who's laughing.

4 thoughts on “Our Own Version of Fox News. Here. Gawd.”

  1. “It’s time for Stephen Harper’s former spokesman to spoon-feed Canadians maple-sweetened Tory arsenic.”

    Gotta love the military drumroll at the end, though.

  2. Considering the smashing financial successes of right wing publications like the National Post and Western Report, as well as the Harper Conservatives’ back-to-back majority mandates there is clearly a strong appetite in Canada for a 24-hour news channel that reflects the imaginary world Tenycke lives in.

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