Rob Ford Resigns, Dies Or Gets Arrested Official Pool Update

rob-fordIn case anyone’s wondering, Peakay and Aquarabbit have been eliminated from the two-week pool because their time slots passed without Ford resigning or dying. Still alive: April Bee, commentator Brad, Paul Dechene and John Cameron. I’m hanging in too but only because I bought the “Rob Ford Gets Arrested” bonus square.

Frankly, and I don’t like typing this, it’s looking pretty good for Cameron right now. He was smart to bid high on the “Ford Lasts More Than Two Weeks” bonus square.

In other Canada’s shittiest mayor news, Ford just hired his radio producer to work for him in the resignation-plagued mayor’s office. Relevant career skills include DJ-ing and being a lifeguard.

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.

5 thoughts on “Rob Ford Resigns, Dies Or Gets Arrested Official Pool Update”

  1. That cartoon is too flattering. That man is girthy from red meat; Rob Ford is girthy from Cheetos and orange soda. Plus that man has deal-closing hair; Rob Ford has chubby-kid-on-a-bike-in-a-too-big-for-him-t-shirt-riding-thru-your-quiet-residential-neighbourhood-on-his-way-to-Connor’s-house hair.

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