Six In The Morning

1 TRAIN WRECK More than 60 people are dead in a terrible train collision in India. (Al Jazeera)

2 LIKE HIGH-STAKES WHACK-A-MOLE The blowed-up-real-good BP well is still capped but now a leak has popped away from the plug. Doctors might have to open up the patient and go back in. (MSNBC)

3 CRITICS POLITELY WONDER IF BUYING $140 MILLION FIGHTER PLANES IS A STUPID IDEA Gosh gee crikey you think? (Globe And Mail).

4 THE WAR ON DRUGS CAUSES AIDS Literally. (Canadian Press/Winnipeg Free Press)

5 BRITISH TORIES DEPLOY RHETORICAL SMOKESCREEN FOR MASSIVE PUBLIC SECTOR CUTS It’s all about transferring power to ordinary Britons, says Prime Minister David Cameron. Mmm-hmm. (The Guardian)

6 DANGEROUS BUSINESS In Greece a hit squad murders a journalist who was about to publish a report into corruption. (BBC)

Author: Stephen Whitworth

Prairie Dog editor Stephen Whitworth will never, ever pass up a chance to make a Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo pun.